If you was stranded on a island

[Guest_1]

Uuuu and to pass the time we could test him and if he isn't right, no coconut staring or supper!

Exactly! My god, we'll beat the verbal pauses out of him before he can even ask "Why's the rum gone? Is the entire Royal Navy out looking for us?"

 

[Misty]

Exactly! My god, we'll beat the verbal pauses out of him before he can even ask "Why's the rum gone? Is the entire Royal Navy out looking for us?"

Yeah! That's brill!

 

[Beauts]

If I was stranded on an island with two of you I'd ****ing kill myself.

Oh great! Something to eat for while I wait for a passing plane/helicoptor/boat.

 

[DeactivatedUser2]

I would take @Feverish and @DARK MASTER so we could gossip and talk about rare seldas until @Selenus and @Misty inevitably took our clothes and beat us with sticks

 

[Triforce King]

How exactly can he be useful? He's untrustworthy and not useful at anything. He's from the south! And he wouldn't even make a good wild boar decoy. He's too blond for that. What is he going to do? Verbally pause it to death?

I don't know, I'm sure he can be good at something, he could throw a rock at it or something. Well he could just distract it by talking to it or using that rock I mention and while it's looking at or chasing him, that's when you and Selenus goes in for the kill^^. Also ease up on that being from the south crack.

 

[Lozjam]

I would take @Pendio, @Tristan. and @Link Floyd to a deserted island.

We would totally make island instruments and jam out for any wild island turkeys near and far! We could then create our own music based society on the island, and create some righteous tunes!

Oh, and I guess @tessylation, @DARK MASTER, @Triforce King, and @Vanessa28 because:
A. They are a blast to have around
B. We need an audience
And
C. Swag

 

[Misty]

@Selenus and @Misty inevitably took our clothes and beat us with sticks

I find the suggestion I'd want to wear any article of clothing you lot have been in insulting. Selenus and I have standards of garb!

Unless we're just taking them for a laugh. I could see that.

I don't know, I'm sure he can be good at something,

Next time on how not to inspire confidence...

he could throw a rock at it or something.

I don't know a lot about DM, but I know he cannot throw rocks for love or money.

Well he could just distract it by talking to it or using that rock I mention and while it's looking at or chasing him, that's when you and Selenus goes in for the kill^^

This is a decent plan with just two real flaws.

One: Selenus and I would not go in for a kill if the other option is watching DM get chased around.
Two: DM cannot throw, run, or unless we use the most charitable definitions, talk.

Also ease up on that being from the south crack.

Like they eased up on the slave trade? Like they eased up on obesity? Like they eased up the deep fryer market?

Or do you mean more like how they eased up on education spending, sex education, and the use of yall?

 

[Mipha]

So do we provide silly answers or be brutally honest? After this is answered I'll post mine

 

[Dio]

So do we provide silly answers or be brutally honest? After this is answered I'll post mine

I'd go for a serious one. I think people found my answer funny but they wouldn't if the situation ever came about.

 

[Triforce King]

Next time on how not to inspire confidence...

Charming

I don't know a lot about DM, but I know he cannot throw rocks for love or money.

For the love of turkeys he can.

This is a decent plan with just two real flaws.

One: Selenus and I would not go in for a kill if the other option is watching DM get chased around.
Two: DM cannot throw, run, or unless we use the most charitable definitions, talk.

Wow you guys are some real sadists then huh?
So basically he's a vegetable?

Like they eased up on the slave trade? Like they eased up on obesity? Like they eased up the deep fryer market?

Or do you mean more like how they eased up on education spending, sex education, and the use of yall?.

Don't get me wrong, I agree with you that slavery is BS, it just that I'm surprise that it came from someone who was parading around using a Hitler avatar. That stuff you mention pretty much describes the whole region, not just the south. And as for "y'all" everybody has a different way of speaking, a different dialect if you will and shouldn't be mocked. Please don't be that girl.

 

[Misty]

Charming

Spoiler: Language Warning

For the love of turkeys he can.

Wow you guys are some real sadists then huh?
So basically he's a vegetable?

Don't get me wrong, I agree with you that slavery is BS, it just that I'm surprise that it came from someone who was parading around using a Hitler avatar.

I don't really see how those two factors are related. I didn't support old hitler except in the sense of him having an excess of vision, I support New Hitler. I support embracing the Hitler within yourself.

hat stuff you mention pretty much describes the whole region, not just the south.

Yes, the region known as the south.

And as for "y'all" everybody has a different way of speaking, a different dialect if you will and shouldn't be mocked.

Please don't be that girl.

 

[Dio]

I support New Hitler. I support embracing the Hitler within yourself.

That's beautiful.

 

[Misty]

That's beautiful.

It isn't mine. I'm just quoting the great, B.J. Novak.

 

[Mipha]

I would bring Ari, Pendio, Zelda13, HeroOfTime, DekuNut, and BWWA for the purpose of company but aside from easy things like making fires I doubt they'd be very useful.

I'd say that people like Eren and Matt would be useful as well as good company most of the time.

And I'd hate to be stuck on an island with people like The Joker or Robyn.


May update later

 

[Jamie]

Easily Loz, he probably knows so much useful ****. And Dan for entertainment. And the fattest user for food.