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If You Could Hack Life


Sep 20, 2008
Joliet, IL
If you gained the ability to hack life, to hack reality itself, what would you do. And to make it a bit more interesting, you are limited to three hacks. And no hacking for more hacks. But you can do absolutely anything else with no consequence. So what would you do?


The Good Samaritan
Mar 20, 2012
Canberra, Australia
I'd seriously, without a doubt, make everybody my minions. I'm being 100% serious. I've always been a person to want power, kind of like Ganondorf. :right: Ahem, but yes. I would crown myself as God Almighty, and make every last one of you a peasant and work you to death. That is how I would hack life, or at least my life.


Swag Master General
Aug 1, 2012
The End
Apache Helicopter
1st hack: be in a relationship with Amber
2nd hack: Own every Zelda game
3rd hack: become strong (so i can beat up the people who bully me)


Heart of Steel
Apr 26, 2012
Hoenn, Planet Cray (Pick one)

Actually, that's not a very good idea. Don't give me a lot of responsibilities; I'll fail most if not all of them.

I'd be happy just having my White back...It's lost...

Azure Sage

Spread Smiles!
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
Isn't this essentially a glorified "If You Had Three Wishes" thread? :huh:

Firstly, I would hack my little sister here to make her my real little sister. :>

Secondly, I would hack ZD to make it a virtual reality forum where members entered a virtual reality state and could talk and discuss "in person". Of course, forum posts would still be typed. There would be a menu and a keyboard; a menu for viewing posts / accessing and editing your profile / etc., and a keyboard to type the posts. These would all be virtual, by the way.

Thirdly, I would hack this thread to be the proper "If You Had Three Wishes" thread it already feels too much like.
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Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Feb 18, 2012
insert fictional world
I would kill my fake friend. She's being much more worse. She treats me like a servant, now I treat her back like a servant.

Then secondly, I would love Azure to become real brothers with me. Ah... the dream.

Lord Vain

Dawn of a New Day
Nov 29, 2011
I would likely make it so I had all of my spectacular Pokemon in real life...then I would go on adventures with them, and do research all around the world about various subjects, and maybe also hack things so there were no longer poor and hungry people, or something like that--you know, somehow help out the rest of the world a bit as well.


Like a sir.
Apr 21, 2012
If I could hack life, I'd hack in the ability to do magic (like manipulate objects). I think I'll start with making JB disappear.


Hello Sweetie!
Jun 18, 2011
I'd give myself the ability to teleport, then I'd give myself the ability to enter (and exit) any fictional world I'd want any time I wanted, and get the ability to really absorb knowledge through osmosis :P


The Blade of Evil's Bane
Dec 21, 2011
Temple of Time
The ability to go super saiyan 1-5. That is all.


The Sexy One
Aug 18, 2012
In your pants.
I'd make myself be able to teleport so I'd never be late.
Oh and I'd make my looks editable, like one day I have blond hair and the next I have ginger hair and afterwards pink hair and with a big face and thin face and pale face and tanned face... The possibilities are endless!
Also I'd have unlimited money.

And I guess maybe world peace or something like that.

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