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- Oct 26, 2012
Actually, I changed my mind. If the lands of Zelda were real, I would cut up bushes, go swimming, and run into people's houses and break all of their pots (which, apparently, does not break any laws in Hyrule), everyday, for one year. I would use all the rupees I got to contract the best Hylian Carpenters to build me a huge mansion on Lake Hylia with an infinity pool, a tennis court, a movie theater, and an elevator. And I'd take all the ammo I found just lying around and open up a shop so the lazy people have to pay me to get that stuff they could have gotten for free by slashing bushes and breaking other people's pots. I'd pay someone to run that store, too, so I'd never have to go there. I'd just laze around pool side, drinking potions with little umbrellas in them and work on my tan while I rack up the big bucks.
And bouncy castles. Bouncy castles as far as the eye can see.
And bouncy castles. Bouncy castles as far as the eye can see.
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