Hylian Manners

[Woyogoyo]

This is what all hylian children learn when they are young. It is polite to: 1. Break into other people's houses as long as you break their pottery and steal all their money. When you sneak into castles, do not go closer than 2 centimeters in front of the guard or you will get caught. 3. Make sure you kill anyone whose name starts with ganondorf. 4. Do not hit the chickens, they will kill you. 5. It is fine to stuff anything you can, even living beings, in a glass bottle

 

[DarkLink7]

that is true

 

[MsNerrrrd]

Well, wasn't that a big suprise

 

[Sydney]

What a cute little list you have here, but I think you're only referring to Link and not all Hylians, yes? xD

 

[TheRizardon]

Are you saying all Hylian children learn their manners from Link?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Are you saying all Hylian children learn their manners from Link?

Yup. After all, kids generally look up to a hero

 

[Linknerd09]

Little Hylian children learn about how the Kokiri live forever and have a fairy of some sort that listen to a talking tree. Also they are teached that Gerudos only have women and one boy. Also know about the Zoras and their King. How they provided fresh water to the Royal family and not them.

Children also know that there's a ranch providing milk, chickens, horses, and games. Must they also know that the economy system is about a rhombus shape jewel called, Rupee.

 

[Shadsie]

*Shakes head* No, no, no, you've got it wrong.

You see, most Hylians do not break into houses and destroy property, nor do they seek to kill big, pork-ly men. You see, Link as a Hero License. It is invisible and none of the games mention it, but it is there. The day he was born, he was given a Hero Licence. Perhaps it is sewn into his underwear. It gives him diplomatic immunity for any and all actions he must do in his quest to save Hyrule (or Termina, or anywhere else he needs to save).

As for chicken-torture, you see, most Hylians eat chicken, but Link cannot, because the birds have a Cucco Guild and have sworn emnity with him for one reason or another. Perhaps they are Ganondorf's "hidden" minions.

 

[Aerauro67]

This all seems too legit to me!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

I think I second with Shadsie. xD