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How to Be a Ninja

ZRetsirk

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up yo nose
This is a thread that teaches you how to be a o.oninjao.o. If you have any questions, just ask. I'm not gonna be posting constantly on the rules of being a o.oninjao.o, but i will be taking questions. Just ask. Have Faith.
 

jugglaj91

I am me....
Joined
Jan 25, 2010
Location
NY
Guess no one has anything to ask. Guess we are surrounded by many ninjas here at ZD lol.
 

ZRetsirk

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lol, ask any question. ask any comment. just dont yell at me, youll die really fast, and you cant kill me, because i can dodge death.
 

Celeboy

Collecting Dust
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Sep 27, 2010
Location
UK
im so o.oninjao.o i can stop shuriken with my little toe and then throw it back right between their eyes!!!
 

Linknmike

Dank meme connoisseur
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Location
Gallifrey
Ninjas eat pirates for breakfast.

HEY ZRETSIRK, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT, YOUNG MAN/LADY!

Oh look, I'm not dead.
 

ZRetsirk

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ninjas dont have to eat, but they are all the more deadly when they do. no, they dont eat pirates, they eat happy meals from mcdonalds.

im so o.o i can dodge a shuriken and throw it back before it leaves your fingers
 
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Toboe

Melody Malone
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Mars
I am a o.o, but if nijas eat happy meals for breakfast every day then sooner or later unless they eat something else for breakfast they'd get fat and wouldn't be a nija any more because then they wouldn't be able to do nija tricks. Is that how you spell nija to lazy to check.
 

ZRetsirk

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If i told, you, the person that taught me would kill you.

Ninjas work it off before they eat it.

Ninjas watch anything they want to watch. Mainly Chinese spongebob square pants.
 

Toboe

Melody Malone
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Feb 14, 2011
Location
Mars
They'd still be unheathy if they eat it every day. And what if the ninjas arent Chinese then do they watch Chinese Spongebob?
 

Celeboy

Collecting Dust
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Location
UK
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
hmm... i think that's 30 characters...
 

i-am-link

DGN's Metaphysicist
Joined
Oct 9, 2009
Location
Ponyville, Equestria ('murica irl)
...
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...You know, there's something better than a ninja...
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(A staff materializes in my hand)
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(Black feathers grow from my upper arms, and form wings on my back)
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(I smile, showing a single fang)
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(I fly up into the air)
---I-AM-LINK---
---True Form---
--ARCHANGEL--
 

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