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How powerful are you?

How powerful are you?

  • I'm pretty powerful

    Votes: 15 68.2%
  • I'm not powerful at all

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • Not sure

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Total voters
    22
  • Poll closed .

Malia

Passive aggressive custom rank B)
Joined
Dec 3, 2014
Location
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STR: 16 (ability modifier: +3)
DEX: 11 (ability modifier: +1)
CON: 9 (ability modifier: -1)
INT: 15 (ability modifier: +2)
WIS: 17 (ability modifier: +3)
CHA: 18 (ability modifier: +4)
 
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Misty

Ronin
Joined
Feb 14, 2016
Location
The Sea
I think like most people I'm not very objective talking about myself.

As a part of my smear campaign, I've decided to talk objectively for Dark Master about Dark Master's power level.

Obviously power level all depends on the context, right? LIKE UMM SO BUT AND Link's power level in the world he inhabits is obviously an awful lot, but like also and so would he be as powerful in like the Prototype world? Probably not. Probably he'd get deaded.

In the world of Zelda and Zelda accessories, Dark Master is basically deity level. Like when you lot are down and out praying for a home run so you can just beat that boss or 100% that game...you're praying to him and he could smote you or grant you boons. When you're shopping for your Zelda paraphernalia, it's probably from his storehouse of items that he's got a few extra of or is punishing for being cancer. 10/10

But like (pause for so long you're thinkiing this post might be over), in the real world, I mean, like he's alright. Let's be real here though, he is from a section of a country famous for its internal conflicts. And although he often claims to even lift bro, he's quite obviously a nerd and nerds do not as a rule even lift bro. So probably physically he's like less of a threat than my cat. (He might chew on your favourite plant and sit on your chest causing you to rely on secondary sources of breathing, but in a real fist fight he's a one punch chump.) 4/10

Mentally, he'd be a bit of a threat, but only because your average individual isn't as smart as him and because he's got more dedication than most people. Despite that, I'm not sure he's read as many books as are on my light reading shelf. (About thirty) and of those he has read I think more than a few may have been Clifford the Big Red dog titles. So long as we keep him away from the large, red canine producing machine, we should be safe. 7/10

Personality and charm wise, Dark Master uses his evil subjective socialist common good powers quite well. He once convinced me for longer than four minutes that his homework was a team goal that I should care about, despite the fact I had no actual stake in. When I realized that it wasn't, I'm pretty sure he found a lesser minion to help him. In individual circumstances, I'm not sure he'd flourish, but these community type places are his stomping grounds for forming little coalitions to see his dirty work done. And, if he could just stop loving turkeys and being a console peasant, he could probably be a threat to actually charm heavy people. 6/10.

This has been an unbiased review of Dark Master meant to largely demean and libel his character. Please for goodness sake report me to the proper authorities so I can start getting my infractions and work my way up the chain of command.
 
Joined
Feb 12, 2016
various delusions
"I suffer from holding a deep-rooted persecution complex" isn't a source of power. I suggest seeking cognitive behavioral therapy, for your own sake, please. <3

I think once you make progress with such therapy, you will find the entire world isn't ganging up on you. Only then will you actually be powerful.
 

Triforce King

Pathfinder for life
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Lozjam

A Cool, Cool Mountain
Joined
May 24, 2015
In physical brute strength, I am completely laughable at.

My intelligence is above average, however there are many who are more intelligent.

I can manipulate people very easily, but I do not.

However, in all of these, there are many things that I make up of. First of all, while I have laughable strength, I have enormous skill. I can control all the strength that I do have to lift heavy objects, because I know how to use all of the muscles in my body. This gives me a huge edge because I look very weak and scrawny. This can easily take people by surprise. Furthermore, I learn things extremely quickly, and I am a gifted musician because of this skill.

Like I said, I do have above average intelligence. However, I think in such abstract ways that nobody could ever think of. I process things such as math and literature in completely different ways making me seem way more intelligent than I really am in academic settings. This gives me a lot of room to work with to make up some intelligence.

It's kind of my unnamed rule that I do not manipulate others. I just feel horrible doing it. However, I still have the skill to do it, and that still gives me an edge. I know what can make people tick, and like me. I know what problems people may have and why they lash out at me. This makes me, as a whole, thick skinned. This also makes me very charming and likable as well. Which is excellent for a variety of things.


So no. In terms of brute strength, intellect, and manipulation. I am average to low. I am not powerful at all. But I myself don't use this system and change the rules so that these things aren't sources of people's power. This gives me a good edge against nearly everybody.
 

Jamie

Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out...
Joined
Feb 23, 2014
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Power, with great power comes great responsibility - God

I'm bicurious just how powerful are you forum dwellers? I don't mean in strength alone but in intellect, cunningness, manipulation etc
Are you someone not to be trifled with?

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Dan, I've been hiding this from you but I've spent the last couple weeks training with Kami. I'm extremely powerful, I think I'm almost ready to take on Axle the Beast in a WPM battle. I've finally mastered the famous "e-peen stroke" move and I think it might be enough to take him down. But I'll need your help, and the help of the other Z(D) Fighters.
 
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Dan

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Dan, I've been hiding this from you but I've spent the last couple weeks training with Kami. I'm extremely powerful, I think I'm almost ready to take on Axle the Beast in a WPM battle. I've finally mastered the famous "e-peen stroke" move and I think it might be enough to take him down. But I'll need your help, and the help of the other Z(D) Fighters.

Don't worry pal, I'm sure with our combined efforts we'll be able to take down Axle the Beast. I've been working on a new technique myself which involves a keyboard shortcut and a CD ROM titled destructo disk.
 

Jamie

Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out...
Joined
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Don't worry pal, I'm sure with our combined efforts we'll be able to take down Axle the Beast. I've been working on a new technique myself which involves a keyboard shortcut and a CD ROM titled destructo disk.
I've heard Axle can ****post with just his mind. We will need both of us to take him down. Please don't kill me with a Special Beam Cannon.
 

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