Scruncher, of course.
You see, I just love to eat toilet paper -- it's soft and lends so well to the tongue. The bad part is that it soaks up wetness, leaving the mouth very dry.
If I were the only one using toilet paper in my family I'd choose the one or two option but accounting for my mother in the family I decided to select the 100+ option. She uses so much toilet paper its ridiculous. Wake up in the morning, roll is empty. I shout, "Mother, there was a new roll last night? What did you do with it". I tack on another roll. Two hours later, it's gone. Two hours later I have to change the roll again. It's bad enough that one or two of her visits to the bathroom utilize an entire roll of paper but she never changes it for a new roll either. Women drive me up the wall sometimes.