Pandas are Chinese. China is a country in the continent of Asia. Asia is one of seven continents on Planet Earth. Earth is the third planet from the sun. Half Life 3 confirmed!
Want proof of this complex mathematical theory? Say, for example, we had one of those so-called Panda bears. Of course, pandas are not truly bears, but that is irrelevant to this. We already established that China is a country of Asia. Like I said before, Asia is one of the seven world continents. If we were only to include the ones with permanent human habitation, we would be left with six: Asia, Europe, Africa, Australia, And North and South America. If we cut the world map in half, one half would consist of the Americas, the other half would consist of Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Of these four continents, three of them both begin and end with the letter 'A'; coincidentally, Europe begins and ends in the letter 'E'. Of these 3, Australia has the highest population of poisonous spiders and big bugs. Because of this, we are able to exclude it because nobody wants to see these creepy crawlies. This leaves Asia and Africa. Now, remember that the panda bears originate in Asia; therefore, Africa is also unimportant to this discussion. I previously stated that Asia begins and ends with the letter 'A'. This means that the total number of different letters in Asia is three. Because Asia is the ruler of the universe, this causes the planet Earth to be the third planet from the sun. Now, if you are wondering how long it took geographers and scientists to figure that out? Let's just say that you could watch Uranium-238 undergo a full half-life in a shorter amount of time that it took them to come to this conclusion.
And what was their ultimate conclusion? Half-Life 3 confirmed!