Great Quotes....from the wrong people

[Djinn]

In this thread all we do is post a notable or great quote then post who said it. I can be anything historic, or in fiction.

Some examples

"Get in there, you hairy oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
- Jenna Jameson

"Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy."
- Batman

"One of these days... POW! Straight to the moon!"
- Clark Kent

"Mo money mo *****es"
- Socrates

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face... forever."
- Benjamin Franklin.

 

[RainbowDashTriforce]

"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it."
-Michael Bay

"YES! YES, IT IS DONE! PHYSICS! HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!"
-Albert Einstein

 

[onebizarrekai]

"Sorry Link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, MMM… richer."
-Morshu

"What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him to within an inch of his life."
-Shizuo Heiwajima

 

[12345]

"I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and PISS ON HIS ASHES!" -Barack Obama, the day before Osama bin Laden was killed.

 

[linkypete]

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
-Border Patrol

 

[Pen]

"These are not the droids you are looking for."

- Yoshi

 

[linkypete]

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"
-Adolf Hitler, in the invasion of Poland

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem."
-Joseph Stalin

 

[Kirito]

Tell me what you cherish most. Let me have the pleasure of taking it away
High school principal

 

[12345]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
-Steve Jobs, a few months before his death.