Ganon's vacation.

[Chevywolf30]

This is a sister thread to Boo's Pizza. In Boo's Pizza, Ganon tried to take over Hyrule and failed in an... interesting way. (I'll put in links to what happened later) He then went on vacation. This thread is going to follow him on whatever may happen on this vacation.

Rules:
1:All usual rules for an RP thread.
2: Please do not try to tie this in or make it come back around to Boo's Pizza. This is it's own RP.
3:Try not to allow political beliefs into this at all.

Let's begin!

*Ganon left Hyrule Castle for the beach. As he goes along, he wonders which beach he should go to. Wanting to save money on this trip, he goes into a totally not shady gas station and asks the totally not high employee where to go*
Employee:I don't know about beaches, man, but if you want a vacation, try this.
*He takes a bottle out from under the counter that's totally not drugs*
Ganon:Uh, no thanks.
*Ganon leaves for Goodwill to get a better wardrobe for a beach vacation.*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Jimbo is at Goodwill looking for some new robes after his old ones were destroyed in an industrial accident. The general public is in a panic due to his gross indecency.*

 

[Chevywolf30]

*Ganon browses the beach clothes*

*He sees Jimbo*

Ganon: Are you the guy that stole the drugs from that pizza shop? What a loser.

*He gets a few generic floral print shirts and some swim trunks and leaves*

Goodwill employee: Um, sir, you need to pay for those.

*Ganon is about to punch him when he remembers he's trying to relax*

Ganon: ....Fine.

*He pays and leaves, driving off in his silver 2008 Prius*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Ganon browses the beach clothes*

*He sees Jimbo*

Ganon: Are you the guy that stole the drugs from that pizza shop? What a loser.

*He gets a few generic floral print shirts and some swim trunks and leaves*

Goodwill employee: Um, sir, you need to pay for those.

*Ganon is about to punch him when he remembers he's trying to relax*

Ganon: ....Fine.

*He pays and leaves, driving off in his silver 2008 Prius*

*Jimbo is offended. After Ganon leaves, he begins monologuing.*

Jimbo: Just you wait, guy-I've-never-met-before... I'll get my revenge...

 

[Chevywolf30]

*Jimbo is offended. After Ganon leaves, he begins monologuing.*

Jimbo: Just you wait, guy-I've-never-met-before... I'll get my revenge...

Goodwill employee: Do you plan on purchasing anything to cover up with?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Goodwill employee: Do you plan on purchasing anything to cover up with?

Jimbo: Uh... got anything in dark red?

 

[Chevywolf30]

*Ganon drives to a beach resort town in Florida, somehow crossing multiple dimensions and realities. No one knows how. He just does. In a Prius.*

Ganon: And now to vibe.

*He goes into a changing house and when he's done, buries his Gerudo warlord clothes*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Ganon drives to a beach resort town in Florida, somehow crossing multiple dimensions and realities. No one knows how. He just does. In a Prius.*

Ganon: And now to vibe.

*He goes into a changing house and when he's done, buries his Gerudo warlord clothes*

*Frederick Kooploz just happens to be there.*

Frederick Kooploz: Hey, aren't you Ganondorf Dragmire? How'd you like to make a mutually-beneficial business decision?

 

[Chevywolf30]

*Frederick Kooploz just happens to be there.*

Frederick Kooploz: Hey, aren't you Ganondorf Dragmire? How'd you like to make a mutually-beneficial business decision?

Ganon: Um, no..... Maybe later tho. I'm just here to relax.

*He lays down on the beach to to soak up some rays with his shirt unbuttoned*

Random passerby: Hey, dude, you're pretty tan already, maybe button the shirt?

Ganon: Nobody asked you.

 

[Dark Boo]

Ganon: Um, no..... Maybe later tho. I'm just here to relax.

*He lays down on the beach to to soak up some rays with his shirt unbuttoned*

Random passerby: Hey, dude, you're pretty tan already, maybe button the shirt?

Ganon: Nobody asked you.

Rando: You’re ugly.

 

[Chevywolf30]

*Ganon shakes and fumes, resisting the temptation to strike out.*

Ganon: Ok, I need to R E L A X. I should go to a spa or massage place or something. Maybe yoga. So many better places to relax then this stupid beach.

*He buttons his shirt and leaves.*

*Driving along*

Ganon: Oh, shoot, I forgot to get that Koopoloz guy's number or anything. Dangit. I also need to book a hotel.

*He sees a yoga studio*

Ganon: Ah, this looks nice.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Ganon shakes and fumes, resisting the temptation to strike out.*

Ganon: Ok, I need to R E L A X. I should go to a spa or massage place or something. Maybe yoga. So many better places to relax then this stupid beach.

*He buttons his shirt and leaves.*

*Driving along*

Ganon: Oh, shoot, I forgot to get that Koopoloz guy's number or anything. Dangit. I also need to book a hotel.

*He sees a yoga studio*

Ganon: Ah, this looks nice.

*Inside the yoga studio, Frederick Kooploz is attempting to do yoga and is complaining endlessly while doing so.*

 

[Chevywolf30]

*Inside the yoga studio, Frederick Kooploz is attempting to do yoga and is complaining endlessly while doing so.*

*Ganon wonders if he wants to have to put up with Kooploz's complaining*

Ganon,thinking: Oh, well.

Ganon: Kooploz! I forgot to get contact information from you so we can discuss this deal that we're going to go over after my vacation!

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Ganon wonders if he wants to have to put up with Kooploz's complaining*

Ganon,thinking: Oh, well.

Ganon: Kooploz! I forgot to get contact information from you so we can discuss this deal that we're going to go over after my vacation!

Kooploz: Ah! Alright then, here's my card.

*Kooploz hands Ganon his card, which has his phone number, email address, and net worth (just to brag).*

 

[Chevywolf30]

Kooploz: Ah! Alright then, here's my card.

*Kooploz hands Ganon his card, which has his phone number, email address, and net worth (just to brag).*

*Ganon looks at the card*

Ganon, thinking: What are those weird dashes in his net worth?

Ganon:Thank you, I'll get back to you sometime or another.

Yoga instructor: Quite enough chatter.