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Funny Quotes from Real Life

Joined
Nov 17, 2014
I'm thinking my friend was tired when she said this :P...

"I can't be an intern, I get paid!"
 
Joined
Apr 5, 2015
My mom: Oh yeah, I'm looking cooler with these clothes! :)
My dad: If you're gonna be cooler, I'll try my best to become beautifuler.

Parents... =w=
 

snakeoiltanker

Wake Up!
Joined
Nov 13, 2012
Location
Ohio
"I came into this world kicking and screaming and cover in someone else's blood. I don't mind going out the same way"
-old dude Jim Goble I used to work with, who by just looking at had a pretty rough life



Oh, lol same job, but young redneck kid.
"I feel like a lil brown Snake is playing peek-a-boo with my butthole"

Ha-ha best **** ever
 
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Kyru

WOAHHHH!
Joined
Jun 11, 2015
Person 1 "So I recently pigeon holed a girl."
Person 2 "What in the world does that mean in this scenario!"
Person 1 "You know I showed her how to do a pigeon hole problem."
 
Joined
Apr 5, 2015
"I am an octopus." - A sibling of mine, 2015

A parody of a
the famous line from Souseki's "I am a Cat".
 
Joined
Aug 12, 2015
I have a video of a friend of mine trying to say bouncin' *****es (for whatever reason) and accidentally saying bounchin' bitzes instead, all the while hopping on one of those elastic balls.
 

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