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Norm

God-King of Teh Intarwebz
Joined
Dec 10, 2011
Location
Clearly in ur tube, blockin ur internets.
6:00 PM <Norm> chat box staring contest! GO!
This started it all.

6:02 PM <Norm> What?
6:01 PM *Joy gazes soulfully into norms eyes
It got scary really fast.

6:05 PM <Norm> You guys do know I'm 13, right?
6:05 PM <Joy> My whats?
6:05 PM <RegalBryant> Joy, don't you want to save your ****s for Ventus?
It got funny, though.

6:07 PM * Norm runs quickly away.
6:07 PM <Norm> !!
6:07 PM <Joy> And Brian i can **** whoever I want
The, it got scary again, so I got out.

Moral of the story: Don't say strange things on the internet.
 

Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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Gender
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Why the heck should I kiss Turo? o_O

14/10/2012 00:58 <Joy> Please Please please please
14/10/2012 00:57 <Ventus> please kiss Turo Vee
14/10/2012 00:57 <Vanessa28> YOU want me to kiss you Turoxygen
14/10/2012 00:57 <Joy> Please kiss Turo vee
14/10/2012 00:57 <Turo602> Regal wishes.
14/10/2012 00:57 <PancakeSamurai> Idk if Amber know I exist
14/10/2012 00:57 * RegalBryant is thus not dead.
14/10/2012 00:57 <Turo602> You don't need to, but you want to.
14/10/2012 00:57 * Vanessa28 refuses to kiss Turo :p
14/10/2012 00:56 * RegalBryant can do everything better than Turo
14/10/2012 00:56 <Ventus> pretty please?
14/10/2012 00:56 * Joy does what she wants
14/10/2012 00:56 <Vanessa28> I don't need to kiss Turo :p
14/10/2012 00:56 <Ventus> The Doctor said so
14/10/2012 00:56 * Joy hurts kills or destroys Turo
14/10/2012 00:56 <RegalBryant> Wondering who hates you.
14/10/2012 00:56 * Turo602 feels no pain
14/10/2012 00:56 <Vanessa28> Huh? Who says I'm the only one?
14/10/2012 00:56 * Turo602 can't be hurt, killed, or destroyed
14/10/2012 00:56 <PancakeSamurai> RB y u say Amber
14/10/2012 00:56 <Ventus> because you're the only one who can make him feel better :>
14/10/2012 00:56 <Vanessa28> That sounds better
14/10/2012 00:55 <RegalBryant> VEE, DESTROY TURO.
14/10/2012 00:55 <Wolf Sage> David Bowie.
14/10/2012 00:55 <Joy> Josie kisses you Pancake
14/10/2012 00:55 <Vanessa28> But why would he need my kisses?
14/10/2012 00:55 <Wolf Sage> Disembowe.
14/10/2012 00:55 <Joy> Vee give Turo a kiss
14/10/2012 00:55 <Vanessa28> Why should I kiss Turo?
14/10/2012 00:55 <RegalBryant> ls Turo.
14/10/2012 00:55
<Ventus> Vee, kiss Turo please :>
 

Turo602

Vocare Ad Pugnam
Joined
Jul 31, 2010
Location
Gotham City
8:58 PM <Joy> Because Ventus is my favouritest
8:57 PM <Vanessa28> Turo is the big man
8:57 PM <RegalBryant> aka, everyone except Turo and Mr. Rogers.
8:57 PM <Joy> He's jealous of you
8:57 PM <Ventus> Turo isn't jealous of anyone
8:57 PM <Vanessa28> Joking right?
8:57 PM <RegalBryant> of moi. And all soul bearing peoples.
8:56 PM <Turo602> A jealous person would say that...
8:56 PM <Vanessa28> you?
8:56 PM <Vanessa28> Turo jealous? Of whom?
8:56 PM <RegalBryant> The jealous will be Turo...
8:56 PM * Vanessa28 loves Vanny
8:56 PM <Turo602> I'm just that damn good.
8:55 PM <Ventus> love you Vee

You guys heard the lady. I'm the big man around here. But more importantly, I'm her big man.
 
Joined
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The fork has happened to this thread..? :facepalm:



So anyways, I found this funny:

[9:52:31 PM] zeldalinknavi: my ears never came in the mail T_T
[9:54:38 PM] PancakeSamurai: ok?
[9:54:44 PM] zeldalinknavi: lol
[9:54:55 PM] PancakeSamurai: Amber
[9:55:04 PM] zeldalinknavi: ok?
[9:55:09 PM] PancakeSamurai: lol
[9:55:20 PM] zeldalinknavi: ._.
[9:55:32 PM] PancakeSamurai: wtf just happened?
[9:56:22 PM] zeldalinknavi: dunno.
[9:57:27 PM] PancakeSamurai: ok
[9:58:44 PM] wolfsage...: My toes never came back in the mail either...
[9:59:05 PM] zeldalinknavi: xDDDDDD
[9:59:10 PM] zeldalinknavi: ew
[9:59:36 PM] PancakeSamurai: my **** never came in the mail
[9:59:59 PM] zeldalinknavi: TMI
[10:00:19 PM] wolfsage...: no get out
[10:00:28 PM] Matt: One of the mailmen saw it and took it for himself. Because his package was too small.
 

Turo602

Vocare Ad Pugnam
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Location
Gotham City
9:06 PM <Turo602> v
9:05 PM <Joy> Nah he's batman he has a great big skull, a great big everything.
9:05 PM <Turo602> Joy brings me so much joy.
9:05 PM <Turo602> Nice to know how you REALLY feel Vanessa.
9:05 PM <PancakeSamurai> i want to leave the SB but Joy is here
9:05 PM <RegalBryant> Big space in his skull...
9:04 PM <Vanessa28> He caught me
9:04 PM <Hero of Time>
9:04 PM <Turo602> v
9:04 PM <Hero of Time> *Batman
9:04 PM <Vanessa28> veeshutsupbecauseshesaidsomethingwhichcantbeundone anymore
9:03 PM <Joy> I agree, you're the big man Turo.

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Vanessa28

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This is something new o_O

10:25 AM <Vanessa28> I'm married to Turo?
Spirit of Rutela Answered in thread : Female Link
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> xD
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> lol
10:25 AM <Dan> NECRO!
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> xD
10:25 AM <Dan> A|it PERFECT THREAD FOR YOU!
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> Turo, play nice.
10:25 AM <A Link In Time> Huh?
10:25 AM <Dan> turo supports forced marridge
10:24 AM <Master> well...this is awkward...
A Link In Time Answered in thread : Self-Satisfaction: Good or Bad?
10:24 AM <Turo602> Since that day you passed out and woke up with no recollection of what happened the day before.
10:24 AM <Vanessa28> Turo since when am I your wife???
10:24 AM <Turo602> There's a difference.
10:23 AM <Master> Aha.
10:23 AM <Turo602> It's my business considering she's my wife... and no, I didn't say "mommy". I said mummy.
10:23 AM <Vanessa28> awwwww I adopt you!
10:23 AM <Master> ...just sayin'...
10:23 AM <Master> Well if Vanessa if a mother or not, is not your business.
 

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
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6:54 AM <Azure Sage> lol Joy
6:54 AM <Azure Sage> Yes Rep
6:54 AM <Joy> As = Vio
6:54 AM <TheBlueReptile> A Blue Sage?
6:54 AM <Joy> Hereford Azure Sage = violets
6:54 AM <Azure Sage> I picked Sage with the person in mind, not the herb
6:53 AM <Joy> So azure Sage= blue plant
6:53 AM <Joy> I knew that sage is an herb
6:53 AM <Joy> I didn't know that Az.
6:52 AM <Azure Sage> Azure = Blue ;D

I = my sister! =D
 

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
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5:06 PM <TheBlueReptile> Anything with two mounds of jiggling fat punctuated by only a single nipple is hot
5:06 PM * Azure Sage walks away
5:06 PM <Azure Sage> Nope
5:06 PM <Azure Sage> ....
5:06 PM <Azure Sage> I'm not even gonna
5:05 PM <Azure Sage> ...
5:05 PM <A Link In Time> =)
5:05 PM <A Link In Time> Definitely.
5:05 PM <A Link In Time> Yeah.
5:05 PM <Azure Sage> Alit, Ooccoo has boobs. Do you think it's hot?

... TBR, I'm not even gonna try to make sense out of that.
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
JJ's best entrance ever ;p
11:05 AM * JuicieJ hugs Azure
11:05 AM * Violet HUGGLES AZURE
11:04 AM * Azure Sage HUGGLES VIO =D
11:04 AM <Azure Sage> YAAAAAAAAAAY
11:04 AM <Azure Sage> VIOOOOOOOO
11:04 AM * Violet Ki....Ki...Kiito-kun......
11:04 AM <Dan> ;p
11:04 AM <Krazy4Krash> why am i not surprised?
11:03 AM <Krazy4Krash> wow
11:03 AM <Dan> fun hobby...
11:03 AM <Krazy4Krash> ...
11:03 AM <Dan> then stick them all over my bedroom wall...
11:03 AM <Dan> what you don't know is I collect everyones pictures and stick them on different kinds of fruit...
11:02 AM <Azure Sage> I saw that
11:02 AM <Azure Sage> lol I know
11:02 AM <Dan> I can remember actually since I used that face to stick on a tomato
11:02 AM <Azure Sage> Yeah, I did
11:01 AM <Dan> you did that last time in the picture thread didn't you?
11:01 AM <Azure Sage> Where is my sister
11:01 AM <Azure Sage> I am going to take before and after shots of my hair
11:01 AM <Krazy4Krash> shaggy
11:01 AM <Krazy4Krash> because
11:00 AM <Dan> why not have super long hair?
11:00 AM <Krazy4Krash> unfortunately so, i am not gtting one tomorrow
 

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