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Ronin

There you are! You monsters!
Forum Volunteer
Joined
Feb 8, 2011
Location
Alrest
* Mases fled
10/08/2012 19:20 <JuicieJ> Mases, hey
10/08/2012 19:20 <Ganondork> 7th grade was pretty great. Got to second base my first time
10/08/2012 19:20 <Azure Sage> OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN MASES IN THE SHOUTBOX
10/08/2012 19:20 <TwilightFlame> Mases, how was 7th grade good for you?
10/08/2012 19:20 <Destiny> Grade 10 was my favourite year.
10/08/2012 19:20 <Josie> Hi Mases
10/08/2012 19:20 <Zorth> DONT SCARE HIM AWAY
10/08/2012 19:20 <TwilightFlame> FIRST TIME EVER
10/08/2012 19:20 <Azure Sage> Wait
10/08/2012 19:20 <TwilightFlame> OMG MASES TALKED.
10/08/2012 19:20 <Azure Sage> Hi Mases
10/08/2012 19:20 <Thareous> Keef isn't a jerk, LightIce.
10/08/2012 19:20 <Zorth> i liked my 7th grade year.. i got my first kiss then :'(
10/08/2012 19:20 <Mases> I miss 7th grade
10/08/2012 19:20 <TwilightFlame> not you, Zorth
10/08/2012 19:20 <Azure Sage> lol wtf is wrong with me
10/08/2012 19:20 <TwilightFlame> keith
10/08/2012 19:20 <Josie> lol since was I JJ
10/08/2012 19:20 <TwilightFlame> no not you
10/08/2012 19:19 <Zorth> thats not nice
10/08/2012 19:19 <Azure Sage> Why did I say JJ
10/08/2012 19:19 <Zorth> you calling me a jerk?
10/08/2012 19:19 <VanitasXII> ...
10/08/2012 19:19 <Azure Sage> lolwat
10/08/2012 19:19 <Azure Sage> I mean Josie
10/08/2012 19:19 <TwilightFlame> 7TH GRADE IS ONLY GOOD FOR THE JERKS
10/08/2012 19:19 <Azure Sage> Bye JJ
10/08/2012 19:19 <VanitasXII> 7th grade year sucked
10/08/2012 19:19 <TwilightFlame> THAT'S BECAUSE THE JERKS GET IT GOOD, KEEF
10/08/2012 19:19 <Zorth> 7th grade was awesome.. I landed my first kiss back then
10/08/2012 19:19 <Josie> meh...I'm leaving
10/08/2012 19:19 <Azure Sage> I can't wait
10/08/2012 19:19 <Ganondork> :/
10/08/2012 19:19 <Azure Sage> The new Fairy Tail episode should come out soon
10/08/2012 19:19 <TwilightFlame> I JUST LIKE CAPS
10/08/2012 19:19 <Ganondork> I loved my 7th grade year
Rarely has this exotic beast in a green coat decided to show his presence...although once he is acknowledged, this exotic beast flees, as if those who address him are a danger. Very mysterious for curious bystanders to be treated as such...
 

Zorth

#Scoundrel
Joined
Apr 22, 2011
Rarely has this exotic beast in a green coat decided to show his presence...although once he is acknowledged, this exotic beast flees, as if those who address him are a danger. Very mysterious for curious bystanders to be treated as such...
-this mere post will scare him away for a good time :O
 

Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
May 26, 2010
Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
11:43 PM <Palindromes> Instead of it saying Busss buss its saying vusss vusss
<Palindromes> You make me think of a retarted bee
11:42 PM <Wolf Sage> @Palin:VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
lmfao I love Justin <3
 

Destiny

Single❒Taken❒Assassin✔
Joined
Jul 26, 2010
Location
nowhere
[10:23:19 PM] Destiny: CHICKEN NUGGETS
[10:30:05 PM] Person: Person has shared contact details with Destiny.
[10:31:42 PM] Person: WOT DA YOU WANT?
[10:31:54 PM] Person: TA GIV YER SOME CHICKEN NUGGETZ
[10:32:07 PM] Person: I'M NOT HUNGRY.
[10:32:25 PM] Destiny: TOO BAD
[10:32:28 PM] Destiny: YOU EAT NOW
[10:32:40 PM] Person: Person growls loudly
[10:32:41 PM] Person: NO.
[10:32:54 PM] Destiny: Destiny makes a pterocatyl noise
[10:32:56 PM] Destiny: YES
[10:33:12 PM] Person: Way to go for spelling pteradactyl wrong.
[10:33:24 PM] Person: YOU LOSE.
[10:33:47 PM] Destiny: YOU SPELLED IT WRONG
[10:33:51 PM] Destiny: PTERODACTYL
[10:34:16 PM] Person: I'M DISTRACTED SHOOSH
[10:34:31 PM] Destiny: STOOP RPIN'
[10:34:32 PM] Person: CLOSER THAN ****ING PTEROCATYL LIKE YOU.
[10:34:34 PM] Person: NO.
[10:34:38 PM] Person: I LIKE EGGROLLS
[10:34:47 PM] Destiny: ME TOO
[10:34:56 PM] Destiny: I NEED TO PTERODCATYL
[10:35:10 PM] Destiny: I WANT TO PUT THIS IN THE MEMORABLE IM CONVO ON ZD
[10:35:13 PM] Destiny: IT'S REALLY GRATE
I don't know who this is exactly
 
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Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
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Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
12:49 AM <MadameMajora> seems legit.
12:49 AM <Wolf Sage> o___O
12:49 AM <Wolf Sage> Well okay then...
12:49 AM <Big Octo> What you need is the medicine prescribed by today's doctors everywhere, cocaine.
12:49 AM <Palindromes> and sometimes acidic
12:49 AM <Palindromes> as its flamable
12:48 AM <Palindromes> they also have their own lubrication but its wise to wash it off
12:48 AM <Djinn> but they do own their own flashlights
12:48 AM <Palindromes> make friends with them before they become big and too expensive
12:48 AM <Palindromes> dumpster gynecologists are cheap
12:47 AM <Palindromes> I need a gynecologist
12:47 AM <Palindromes> I dont need a Urologist
12:47 AM <Djinn> he says he is pretty good
12:47 AM <Palindromes> They keep on sending me to urologist
12:47 AM <Destiny> Oh god
12:47 AM <Djinn> I know of one out back by the dumpster
12:47 AM <Palindromes> now i need to find a good gynecologist who is willing to see me
12:46 AM <Big Octo> Take this new cure-all issued by today's doctors, it's called cocaine.
12:46 AM <MadameMajora> that should work
12:46 AM <Palindromes> fine
12:46 AM <Djinn> take a salt tablet
12:46 AM <Djinn> walk it off
12:45 AM <Big Octo> Neither
12:45 AM <Palindromes> What am i suppose to do if i get cervical canceR?
I wasn't part of this one, but I was totally like "i am 12 nd wtf is dis" when I started reading o_O
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
RIP violet

1:53 PM <Violet> IMPLODING
1:53 PM <Violet> MY EARSS
1:53 PM <Violet> MY EYES
1:53 PM <Violet> DIS SONG
1:53 PM <Violet> GAWD
poor krazy has no idea xD

2:25 PM <Dan> when it comes to spirit, theres always a gag you aren't getting
2:25 PM <Spiritofzant> there is now :
2:25 PM <Dan> Hahaha
2:25 PM <Krazy4Krash> is there some gag i'm not getting?
2:25 PM <nareky> snooker
2:25 PM <nareky> what is sooker then
2:24 PM <Dan> say it
2:24 PM <Dan> go on spirit
2:23 PM <Spiritofzant> What defines a.. nevermind =3
Well well ;)

7:59 PM <Dan> XD!
7:58 PM <nareky> OHIWENTTHERE
7:58 PM <nareky> for such a big film...it would contain very little =]
7:58 PM <Dan> JJ's underwear the movie !
 
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Nicole

luke is my wife
Joined
Apr 9, 2010
Location
NJ
[6:45:10 PM] Arkvoodle: Today, a young girl was arrested for the sexual harassment and assault of olympic athlete Jordyn Wieber.
[6:46:05 PM] Arkvoodle: The assault occurred at around 3:25PM and involved the teenager, who cannot be named due to legal reasons, attacking Miss Wieber with a brick, putting a sack over her head and dragging her back to an escape vehicle.
[6:46:43 PM] Arkvoodle: Miss Wieber was held in the basement of the attacker for an estimated 4 weeks before those deemed "Totally jelly" came to "ruin her fun".
[6:47:20 PM] Arkvoodle: Miss Wieber is not pressing charges and demands to be "Allowed back to see her baby [redacted]"
[6:47:29 PM] Arkvoodle: More on this as the story develops.
[6:47:57 PM] Arkvoodle: And now, we go to Shaniqua Bonquiqui Lashandra Evans the Fifth for the weather. What's it like outside, Shaniqua?
[6:48:02 PM] Arkvoodle: **** BE COLD AND WET
[6:48:07 PM] Arkvoodle: Thank you.
[6:48:35 PM] Arkvoodle: Now we go to our political correspondant Fernando H. Man***** for his insights on recent events.
[6:48:44 PM] Arkvoodle: What say you, Fernando?
[6:48:49 PM] Arkvoodle: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
[6:49:03 PM] Arkvoodle: Thank you, Fernando. That was incredibly inspirational and eye opening.

I have no idea who he was talking about.
 
Joined
Feb 23, 2011
Oh god why?
11:40 AM <Dan> oh
11:40 AM <Wolf Sage> lolwutdidijustread
11:40 AM <arkvoodle> Failed.
11:40 AM <arkvoodle> You have failed.
11:40 AM <Dan> biiiiiiiiiiiig octo where ya been !
11:40 AM <arkvoodle> It redirects to the front page of funnyjunk.
11:39 AM <Dan> that is all
11:39 AM * arkvoodle throws himself in a blender
11:39 AM <Dan> http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/ya+...67de4e30c8.jpg
11:39 AM <arkvoodle> mm kay.
11:39 AM <arkvoodle> Now excuse me while I go voodle myself.
11:39 AM <arkvoodle> But. I climbed to the top and regained control of my life. Mm kay.
11:39 AM <Azure Sage> Spiderman is now a verb?
11:39 AM <arkvoodle> I did drugs once. I was at the bottom of the barrel. Mm kay.
11:39 AM * Big Octo Spidermans away
11:39 AM <arkvoodle> If you do drugs you're bad. Mm kay?
11:38 AM <arkvoodle> Drugs are bad, mm kay?
11:38 AM * Azure Sage points to the dunce chair
11:38 AM <Big Octo> This post comes to you from the ceiling
11:38 AM <Azure Sage> Now go to the naughty corner
11:38 AM <Azure Sage> Drugs are BAD
11:38 AM <Zorth> trololololol
11:38 AM <Azure Sage> Everything Zorth
11:38 AM <Azure Sage> AW HIL NAW
11:38 AM <Zorth> what's wrong with some crystal?
 

Azure Sage

Spread Smiles!
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
^ You conveniently left out the context, Dan. :right:

6:53 PM <Azure Sage> Okay I'll stop lol
6:53 PM <Chilfo Freeze> xD
6:53 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Azure
6:53 PM <Azure Sage> ;D
6:53 PM <Azure Sage> SEVEN EIGHT HATERS GONNA HATE
6:53 PM <Chilfo Freeze> nao.
6:53 PM <Chilfo Freeze> so stop.
6:53 PM <Azure Sage> FIVE SIX YOU'RE A BUNCH OF PRICKS
6:53 PM <Chilfo Freeze> I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO THAT
6:52 PM <Chilfo Freeze> I KNEW IT
6:52 PM <Azure Sage> THREE FOUR SHUT THE GOD DAMN DOOR
6:52 PM <Chilfo Freeze> v
6:52 PM <Azure Sage> ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE
6:52 PM <Azure Sage> In that case...
6:52 PM <Azure Sage> Dead box
Chilfo knows me so well. ;D
 

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Location
insert fictional world
4:19 PM <Violet> U BOTHER
4:19 PM <Violet> TBR
4:19 PM <JuicieJ> Your face grew up fast once
4:19 PM <Violet> n now i vill post dis at da funny sb thread.brb.
4:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> but I got better
4:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> I grew up fast once
4:18 PM <JuicieJ> lawl
4:18 PM <Violet> HE GROWS UP SO FAST. :kawaii:
4:18 PM <Violet> XD
4:18 PM <Violet> Now,Locke calls Ghirahim fabulous!
4:18 PM <JuicieJ> Atta boy, Locke
4:18 PM <JuicieJ> After the Fire Sanctuary, he said he could no longer deny
4:18 PM <JuicieJ> I remember before SS was released, Locke hated people calling Ghirahim fabulous
Oh Locke.
TBR.
YUBOTHER.
 

Azure Sage

Spread Smiles!
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
9:30 AM <Spiritofzant> Hooks too Azure, but theyre in the bedroom
9:30 AM <Spiritofzant> Now, be teleporting Vee...
9:29 AM <Azure Sage>
9:29 AM <Spiritofzant> Azure would be safe in my house, he be a guy
9:29 AM <Azure Sage> Wow, there are a lot of whips on her wall...
9:29 AM * arkvoodle teleports Azure to Zant's house
9:29 AM <Vanessa28> Indeed. It is a form of special arts
9:29 AM <Azure Sage> How did...
9:29 AM * Azure Sage looks around
9:29 AM <Azure Sage> What?
9:29 AM <arkvoodle> You are now
9:29 AM <Spiritofzant> it has no age limit, its an art form
9:29 AM <arkvoodle> Sssssh Azure
9:29 AM <Azure Sage> Ark, I'm not IN the UK, it doesn't count
9:28 AM <Spiritofzant> i've been into this all my life
9:28 AM <arkvoodle> Now, everyone. Places please. We're about to dance to this while wearing questionable outfits.
9:28 AM <Azure Sage> Well, not WAY below but I am underage
9:28 AM <arkvoodle> PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (
9:28 AM <arkvoodle> Not in the UK anyway
9:28 AM <Spiritofzant> no you aren't Azure
9:28 AM <arkvoodle> Nobody has to know
9:28 AM <arkvoodle> Ssssh Azure
9:28 AM <Vanessa28> Voodle knows how to use it
9:28 AM <Azure Sage> I am way below the age requirement for this
My virgin eyes
 

Fraxinus

chunky plant goop
Ahh... I can feel... my IQ dropping rapidly... <3

13/08/2012 13:25 - mandym287 : maybe
13/08/2012 13:25 - mandym287 : teehee
13/08/2012 13:25 - JuicieJ : You should make an image of Jay Jay on Goku's Super Saiyan figure
13/08/2012 13:25 - mandym287 : jacob
13/08/2012 13:25 - nareky : I'm just...saiyan
13/08/2012 13:25 - JuicieJ : mandy
13/08/2012 13:24 - * JuicieJ goes Super Saiyan
13/08/2012 13:24 - * mandym287 tapes JJ to a lamp post
13/08/2012 13:24 - JuicieJ : To your chair
13/08/2012 13:24 - JuicieJ : You're taped
13/08/2012 13:24 - mandym287 : :right:
13/08/2012 13:24 - mandym287 : I'm using my nose
13/08/2012 13:23 - Thareous : 9_6
13/08/2012 13:23 - JuicieJ : You're not able to type, silly
13/08/2012 13:23 - mandym287 : poor chair
13/08/2012 13:23 - mandym287 : do i just go?
13/08/2012 13:23 - mandym287 : then how do i pee
13/08/2012 13:23 - JuicieJ : YOU'RE TAPED TO YOUR CHAIR
13/08/2012 13:23 - JuicieJ : HEY
13/08/2012 13:23 - Thareous : No kidding. That's what I got.
13/08/2012 13:23 - mandym287 : Loooollll
13/08/2012 13:23 - Thareous : fvfhkitszafrtgk';
13/08/2012 13:23 - nareky : then you will die from lack of REM
13/08/2012 13:22 - JuicieJ : tapes mandy to her chair
13/08/2012 13:22 - Thareous : I'll never dream again.
13/08/2012 13:22 - * mandym287 types with her nose
13/08/2012 13:22 - * JuicieJ tapes mandy's fingers together
13/08/2012 13:22 - mandym287 : Hey, JJ
13/08/2012 13:22 - nareky : unlesss you have a urine infection!
13/08/2012 13:22 - JuicieJ : Hey, mandy
13/08/2012 13:22 - mandym287 : Sweet dreams, Thorium
13/08/2012 13:21 - mandym287 : It just sits around and collects bacteria is what makes it unsanitary
13/08/2012 13:21 - Thareous : :facepalm:
13/08/2012 13:21 - JuicieJ : Yes...
13/08/2012 13:21 - mandym287 : Did you know that fresh pee is cleaner than your hands after you wash them?
13/08/2012 13:21 - Thareous : Ewwwww gross.
13/08/2012 13:21 - mandym287 : Looool
13/08/2012 13:21 - Thareous : peer: Look keenly or with difficulty at someone or something
13/08/2012 13:21 - nareky : its time wasted
13/08/2012 13:21 - nareky : cut out the washing hands part :P
13/08/2012 13:21 - mandym287 : serious
13/08/2012 13:21 - nareky : well need to speed it up
13/08/2012 13:20 - JuicieJ : o_e
13/08/2012 13:20 - mandym287 : I am a really fast girl pee-er
13/08/2012 13:20 - JuicieJ : You're not my friend anymore
13/08/2012 13:20 - nareky : pee faster then
13/08/2012 13:20 - JuicieJ : Shut it, mandy, you're one of the culprits
13/08/2012 13:20 - mandym287 : or in my case, I go pee, and when I come back, the topic has changed, like, three times and I'm totally lost
13/08/2012 13:20 - mandym287 : i hate when that happens, JJ
13/08/2012 13:20 - Djinn : usually
13/08/2012 13:20 - JuicieJ : Mhm, so that's how it is
13/08/2012 13:19 - JuicieJ : People join the chat when I leave for a few minutes
13/08/2012 13:19 - nareky : i'd rather be drowning in unicorns
13/08/2012 13:19 - JuicieJ : Oh, I see
13/08/2012 13:19 - mandym287 : wheeeeee
13/08/2012 13:19 - Djinn : they were supposed to be removed back in March
13/08/2012 13:19 - mandym287 : i'm drowning in unicode
13/08/2012 13:18 - Darknut_Hunter : da eff?!
13/08/2012 13:18 - mandym287 : beautiful
13/08/2012 13:18 - mandym287 : http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/viewcard.php?colorblue&icont11&textDERP
13/08/2012 13:18 - Djinn : I think someone was messing with it
13/08/2012 13:18 - nareky : why now :O
13/08/2012 13:18 - nareky : valentines is febuary anyways
13/08/2012 13:17 - mandym287 : xD
13/08/2012 13:17 - mandym287 : did it break?
13/08/2012 13:17 - Majora's Cat : it's rather funny
13/08/2012 13:17 - Djinn : no one knows
13/08/2012 13:15 - nareky : dafuq is this send a valentines card
13/08/2012 13:15 - mandym287 : why are the valentines cards in the nav bar? ;/
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
Taking stuff out of context can be fun. :P
10:09 PM <Wolf Sage> :right:
10:09 PM <arkvoodle> Ahah. That's not so bad.
10:09 PM <blue-eyes> 7
10:08 PM <arkvoodle> How old is she?
10:07 PM <blue-eyes> ZMy sister is getting on my nerves more than usual
 

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