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Herman Cain

you touch her butt and she moves away
Joined
Nov 12, 2010
[7:14:04 PM] Big Octo: wanna buy this box
[7:14:09 PM] Big Octo: one bedroom, one bathroom
[7:14:10 PM] Keith: I am tempted
[7:14:16 PM] Keith: What are the dimensions
[7:14:26 PM] Big Octo: 50 x 75
[7:14:28 PM] Big Octo: inches
[7:14:40 PM] Big Octo: comes with a free bucket
[7:14:54 PM] Keith: Does the bucket fit in the box
[7:15:00 PM] Big Octo: yeah
[7:15:03 PM] Big Octo: just barely, though
[7:15:16 PM] Keith: That baby must hold a lot of urine
[7:15:25 PM] Big Octo: Two gallons
[7:15:32 PM] Keith: Shieeeet
[7:15:34 PM] Keith: How much
[7:15:53 PM] Big Octo: For the box and bucket, we're looking at 550/month
[7:16:01 PM] Keith: What a rip off
[7:16:11 PM] Keith: I can find a box and bucket guy
[7:16:18 PM] Keith: Unless you lower it to 200/month
[7:16:51 PM] Big Octo: What other box and bucket guys do is they present the price of the box alone, and then they introduce the bucket and raise the price
[7:16:57 PM] Big Octo: the lowest I can do is 450
[7:17:03 PM] Keith: 375
[7:17:18 PM] Big Octo: 425
[7:17:25 PM] Keith: 420
[7:17:29 PM] Big Octo: 423
[7:17:32 PM] Keith: 420
[7:17:33 PM] Keith: Final offer
[7:18:04 PM] Big Octo: it's a pristine bucket, the lowest it'll go is 420.01/month
[7:18:25 PM] Keith: Only if you'll reimburse me that 1 cent
[7:18:28 PM] Keith: Times are tough
[7:18:53 PM | Edited 7:19:02 PM] Big Octo: I can make that deal. How does a 12-month deal sound?
[7:19:15 PM] Keith: It sounds like we're blazing now
[7:19:29 PM] Big Octo: sweet
 

Stitch

Lost
Joined
Aug 13, 2013
7:03 PM <Fig> Doing that right now.
7:03 PM <AvatarFlygon> LIFT CARS AND THROW THEM AT BUILDINGS
7:02 PM <AvatarFlygon> RUN FASTER
7:02 PM <AvatarFlygon> Go back and train harder.
7:02 PM <AvatarFlygon> No it isn't, Fig.
6:59 PM <Fig> That's enough training for the hour.
TL;DR: After an hour of training, Fig gets sick of it and turns into the Hulk.
 

Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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I'm such a party pooper :P
[17:18:32 | 17:18:33 bewerkt] JuicieJ: Do you have a Wii U yet? ;o
[17:18:55] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: Nope not yet. But it is worth to get one for Zelda Wii U.
[17:19:01] JuicieJ: :c
[17:19:06] JuicieJ: But... but...
[17:19:11] JuicieJ: Mario Kart 8...
[17:19:13] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: It is way too expensive over here
[17:19:20] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: I'm not a Mario Kart person :P
[17:19:24] JuicieJ: D:
[17:19:32] JuicieJ: y u do dis
[17:19:43] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: LOL :P
[17:21:06] JuicieJ: Have you ever seen Hellsing Ultimate? ;o
[17:21:18] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: No hahahahaha
[17:21:26] JuicieJ: You shoooooooould
[17:21:47] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: Is that a game?
[17:22:03] JuicieJ: It's an anime
[17:22:15] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: oh I'm not into anime
[17:22:23] JuicieJ: y u do dis
[17:22:31] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: because that;s me :P
[17:22:45 | JuicieJ: y u make me crie
 

kokirion

Just like you. But cooler
Joined
Jul 30, 2010
Location
Wherever history is in the making
An argument with Sadia from a while ago. I just had to post it here.

koko said:
Lol, I do enjoy toying around with people in such games (especially with Mido of course), but that doesn't make me a madman... right? :/ (answer this honestly, please :>)
Sadia said:
Koko, I say this with full honesty.... You're a diabolical madman! :lol: Wait. why did you irl friend think you were a megalomaniac, you scheme irl too? XD
Koko said:
no I'm not! Just... incidentaly
But every diabolical madman needs a Sherlock to be brought back to reality, right? :lol:
Sadia said:
power hungry Koko said:
As the only accepted townies, we will be te only ones everyone trusts. We will be the town's leaders This roleclaim would be great, we would controll the game, so it is a must to exploit this. ^^
bloodthristy Koko said:
Just kill Sadia first. When she's dead, you can kill everyone you want to, and you no longer have to roleblock her.
A madman I say, madman! D: :P
koko said:
Why do you have to quote those horrible moments?
Sadia said:
Oh sorry, lemme go quote the good moments.... IF THERE WAS ANY! lol jk, jk :hug:
Koko said:
There are good moments Sadu! :> Let met prove it with some good quotes :)

understanding Koko said:
See! I can say nice things!

realistic koko said:
Mido simply needs to die
just ignore that...

honest Koko said:
Stupid request, like I am here to confirm any townies. How naive
:) being realistic is a virtue... right? :(

superstitious Koko said:
May Lady Fortuna be on our side
See! Even I have worries :O

kind koko said:
sounds good
And here I'm being kind :)

motivating Koko said:
you're doing fantastic Pendio! ^^
Y'all wrong, I'm an amazingly nice person! :kawaii:

maybe not so kind Koko said:
You're not a real godfather Deku :> just a wanna be.
ugh...

badass Koko said:
I'm sorry Dekunut.. but I think Pendio might be right...

I would really hate to lose you at this point already, but we can't fight the inevitable. I might have to join the wagon as well.

l
l
V

a couple of hours later:

There's no place for pretenders here in the Underworld. :wrong:

Checkmate Dekunut... It's game over, you lost. It has all been a scam, and you fell right into my trap.

With the prelude having ended, lets move onto the main act ^ ^. Pendiora, lets aim for victory

Dekunut, there's only one thing you should keep in mind when playing mafia if you want to survive: "Never trust Koki".
... how can I... eh.. it's.. not what you th.. ugh x.x

:kawaii::kawaii::kawaii:
I'm... schocked? :S

What can I do to change?! Help me Sadu!:sad:
Sadia said:
:lol::lol::lol: Oh, Koko :hug:
You don't need to change XD
 

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Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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Awww super mario
[05:36:05] JuicieJ: I played DKC2 more, though
[05:36:08] JuicieJ: Dat gaem
[05:36:11] JuicieJ: o3o
[05:38:14] JuicieJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IUXyzqrZsw
[05:38:19] JuicieJ: JUST LISTEN TO THIS GLORIOUS MUSIC
[05:38:21] JuicieJ: o3o
[05:39:37 | 05:39:40 edit] JuicieJ: Veeee
[05:40:09] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩ listens to stairway to heaven right now :P
[05:40:19] JuicieJ: DAS NOT WHAT I LINKED
[05:40:27] JuicieJ: @n@
[05:40:37] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[05:40:44] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: TRhat cracked me up :P
JJ you crack me up :P
 

Sydney

The Good Samaritan
Joined
Mar 20, 2012
Location
Canberra, Australia
So today I hit up 89 of my skype contacts (most of which don't even use skype anymore), and asked them a pressing question. All of this for Curmudgeon to give me this and for him to set this very appropriate song as his ringtone.

I think she has an account here??? Zelda64, or something like that:
[10:08:29 AM] Atty-chan: hi
do you know joe
[4:14:40 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: uhhhh
[4:14:50 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: no, i don't think so
[4:15:01 PM] Atty-chan: but joe
[4:15:10 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: butt joe
[4:15:15 PM] Atty-chan: nono
[4:15:17 PM] Atty-chan: do you know
[4:15:17 PM] Atty-chan: joe
[4:15:32 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: nope
[4:15:39 PM] Atty-chan: but
[4:15:40 PM] Atty-chan: joe
[4:15:48 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: joe but
[4:16:01 PM] Atty-chan: lady imma gonna ask you one more time
[4:16:03 PM] Atty-chan: do you know
[4:16:03 PM] Atty-chan: joe
[4:16:41 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: nah
[4:16:50 PM] Atty-chan: but you do know a joe
[4:16:58 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: i do not
[4:17:40 PM] Atty-chan: but don't you wanna know
[4:17:41 PM] Atty-chan: which joe
[4:18:04 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: lemme ask you
[4:18:06 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: do you know joe
[4:18:14 PM] Atty-chan: lady i asked you first
[4:18:24 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: ya but i asked you second
[4:18:40 PM] Atty-chan: well first come first serve
[4:19:13 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: well you got your answer
[4:19:14 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: so
[4:19:47 PM] Atty-chan: uhm no
[4:19:52 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: uhm yes
[4:20:04 PM] Atty-chan: DON'T YOU SASS ME YOUNG LADY
[4:20:27 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: d ON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME
[4:21:26 PM] Atty-chan: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[4:21:48 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: I AM CALLING THE POLICE
[4:22:34 PM] Atty-chan: OH YEAH
[4:22:38 PM] Atty-chan: WELL IM CALLING
[4:22:39 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[4:22:42 PM] Atty-chan: >w>
[4:22:54 PM] Lynzeeeeeee: pls no
[4:23:14 PM] Atty-chan: did you get the joke
She has an account, but I don't know the name. DMKDSKKAKKASLE i have her on FB too gdi

hi
do you know joe
[11:41:46 AM] Newt Gingrich: Joe D?
[4:12:38 PM] Atty-chan: no
[4:12:40 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[4:12:49 PM] Newt Gingrich: omg
Dracomajora <3
hi
do you know joe
[3:10:34 PM] kawaii anime girl satan demeyes no draco i don't want your actual boot: who
[3:51:28 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[4:02:02 PM] kawaii anime girl satan demeyes no draco i don't want your actual boot: =(
Fig-senpai

hi
do you know joe
[10:17:30 AM] Fig Newton: Joe?
[10:17:39 AM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[10:17:53 AM] Fig Newton: LOL
[10:18:07 AM] Fig Newton: It's been a long time since I heard that! XD
[10:24:07 AM] Atty-chan: XD
odd300 whatanurd
hi
do you know joe
[2:44:20 PM] Scribblenaut Dramallama: Uhhhhhhhhh
[2:44:31 PM] Scribblenaut Dramallama: Joe from what? :P
[3:51:12 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
Nelson bae (Majora's Cat)
hi
do you know joe
[2:35:12 PM] Forever An Alone Stone: who?
[3:50:59 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[3:54:38 PM] Forever An Alone Stone: ****
Keith da nurd
hi
do you know joe
[1:50:11 PM] Waka Flocka: no
[3:50:41 PM] Atty-chan: do you know joe
[3:53:14 PM] Waka Flocka: I do not
[3:53:22 PM] Atty-chan: do you
[3:53:23 PM] Atty-chan: know joe
[3:54:30 PM] Waka Flocka: I DON'T
[3:54:33 PM] Waka Flocka: JESUS ****
[3:54:52 PM] Atty-chan: do
[3:54:53 PM] Atty-chan: you
[3:54:54 PM] Atty-chan: know
[3:54:55 PM] Atty-chan: joe
[3:55:28 PM] Waka Flocka: I'll kick your ***
[3:55:34 PM] Atty-chan: DOOOOOOOO
[3:55:35 PM] Atty-chan: YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
[3:55:38 PM] Atty-chan: KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
[3:55:40 PM] Atty-chan: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[3:56:32 PM] Waka Flocka: Why must you curse me
[3:56:41 PM] Waka Flocka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mNFx28NGLfI
[3:56:43 PM] Waka Flocka: Here, for you
[3:57:22 PM] Atty-chan: *****
[3:57:23 PM] Atty-chan: I SAID
[3:57:23 PM] Atty-chan: DO YOU
[3:57:25 PM] Atty-chan: KNOW JOE
[3:57:41 PM] Waka Flocka: Please watch
[3:59:24 PM] Atty-chan: only if you know joe
[3:59:35 PM] Waka Flocka: I do now **** off
[3:59:49 PM] Atty-chan: no no do you know joe
[3:59:58 PM] Waka Flocka: I hate you
[4:00:52 PM] Atty-chan: ALL YOU GOTTA DO
[4:00:55 PM] Atty-chan: IS ASK ME WHO
[4:01:03 PM] Waka Flocka: Fine
[4:01:04 PM] Waka Flocka: Who
[4:01:08 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[4:01:13 PM] Atty-chan: pffftchtch
[4:01:22 PM] Waka Flocka: You're ****, kid
Japas-chan

hi
do you know joe
[1:03:47 PM] Sabrina: joe?
[1:04:55 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[1:48:18 PM] Sabrina: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
GDL coobie

hi
do you know joe
[3:45:48 PM] Magical Unicorn of Magic: Joe?
[3:51:54 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[4:05:08 PM] Magical Unicorn of Magic: http://www.yelp.com/biz/joe-mommas-coffee-avila-beach-2
[4:10:15 PM] Atty-chan: touché
this is some random person in the wiki chat who did NOT like booty, or my opinion

hi
do you know joe
[3:26:41 PM] my ****ty-*** opinionated booty: I know a Joe
[3:26:46 PM] my ****ty-*** opinionated booty: Probably not this Joe
[3:26:48 PM] my ****ty-*** opinionated booty: Joe?
[3:51:50 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
Raj ayayaya (Viral Maze)
hi
do you know joe
[11:32:21 AM] Rajesh Koothrappali: joe... joe...
[11:32:26 AM] Rajesh Koothrappali: joe who?
[12:43:48 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
Blitzplum (jack <3)
hi
do you know joe
[11:18:06 AM] Plum: joe who
[12:43:43 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[12:44:30 PM] Plum: ..
GOAT WAS TOO NICE TO ME WTF

[10:07:52 AM] Atty-chan: hi
do you know joe
[12:21:50 PM] Goat/Beatrix: I'm afraid I don't! No Joe in my contacts. Hope you find him, though!
Sully (Hero of Time) aka a dork

hi
do you know joe
[10:33:54 AM] Sully: Who
[10:34:36 AM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[10:35:27 AM] Sully: Trash
[10:35:36 AM] Atty-chan: ilu2
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS BUT YOU WERE A GODDAMN LEGEND

hi
do you know joe
[10:30:14 AM] Johan Lundegård: WHO is Joe ?
[10:30:42 AM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[10:31:18 AM] Johan Lundegård: WHO?
[10:31:26 AM] Atty-chan: it was a joke
[10:31:30 AM] Atty-chan: joe
[10:31:31 AM] Atty-chan: momma
[10:31:32 AM] Atty-chan: geddit
[10:31:58 AM] Johan Lundegård: Geddit?
[10:32:18 AM] Atty-chan: get it
[10:32:26 AM] Johan Lundegård: Your mother get it?
[10:32:44 AM] Johan Lundegård: Was that suppose to be funny?
[10:33:29 AM] Atty-chan: omg just
[10:33:31 AM] Atty-chan: nevermind
[10:33:38 AM] Atty-chan: continue on young citizen
[10:34:00 AM] Johan Lundegård: I am 29 years old
[10:34:23 AM] Atty-chan: continue on moderately old citizen
[10:34:49 AM] Johan Lundegård: Are you drunk?
[10:35:00 AM] Atty-chan: of course
[10:35:19 AM] Johan Lundegård: Awesome! Me2
[10:35:30 AM] Atty-chan: TURN UP
pls send help this person jfc

hi
do you know joe
[10:14:07 AM] Esteban (Caleb Estes/SkyruleArcher): Joe who?
[10:14:22 AM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[10:14:56 AM] Esteban (Caleb Estes/SkyruleArcher): One more crack like that and I'll block you
A Link In Time ayyyyy lmao
hi
do you know joe
[10:03:15 AM] Chris Christie : Who?
[10:04:54 AM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[10:05:58 AM] Chris Christie : Okay, now I feel like a *******. Fell for the oldest joke in the book.
Luuka-chan (PK Flash)
hi
do you know joe
[8:52:43 PM] Snooki: more like JOE MAMA
[8:55:05 PM] Atty-chan: u stole my joke, meanie =(
[8:55:24 PM] Snooki: oh it wasn't really a question
[8:55:29 PM] Snooki: we can try again if you want
[8:55:39 PM] Atty-chan: ok
[8:55:43 PM] Atty-chan: do you know joe
[8:55:56 PM] Snooki: joe who?
[8:55:59 PM] Atty-chan: JOE MOMMA
[8:56:04 PM] Atty-chan: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[8:56:11 PM] Snooki: drat! i've been diddled again!
[8:56:23 PM] Snooki: (was that good)
[8:56:33 PM] Atty-chan: yes very believable
[8:56:52 PM] Snooki: ok great nice conversation
[8:57:10 PM] Atty-chan: why thank you kind sir
Lord Vain ayooooooo
[2014-06-20 10:07:49 AM] Atty-chan: hi
do you know joe
[2014-06-20 6:39:25 PM] Vain: To answer your question from earlier, sis, I actually do know a Joe…Joe Mama! //shot

Nah, but in all seriousness the computer guy here in my town who is also a family friend is named Joe, he’s a pretty good guy who had set up and sold me this laptop I have had for around a year now.

NOT COMPLETE
 
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Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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Yahtzee, Supernatural
Gender
Angel of Darkness
My life with JJ:
[12-6-2014 15:06:44] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12-6-2014 15:42:37] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12-6-2014 16:11:49] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12-6-2014 16:21:30] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEE
[12-6-2014 16:55:26] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12-6-2014 17:04:37 | 17:04:53 bewerkt] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12-6-2014 17:17:14] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12-6-2014 17:57:12] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12-6-2014 23:02:31] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12-6-2014 23:48:09] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[13-6-2014 02:51:16] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[13-6-2014 03:31:40] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[13-6-2014 05:13:33] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[13-6-2014 06:40:03] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[13-6-2014 09:13:59] JuicieJ: *sigh*
[13-6-2014 14:34:24] JuicieJ: I just woke up...
[13-6-2014 14:34:54] JuicieJ: |-)
[13-6-2014 14:38:12] JuicieJ: Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[13-6-2014 16:07:02] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Veeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[13-6-2014 18:37:32] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[14-6-2014 00:36:16] JuicieJ: veeeeeeeeeeeeee
[15-6-2014 00:09:16] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[15-6-2014 00:23:15] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[15-6-2014 01:49:35] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[15-6-2014 04:11:09] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[15-6-2014 20:16:20] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[15-6-2014 20:54:20] JuicieJ: Hey
[15-6-2014 20:55:40] JuicieJ: HEY
[15-6-2014 20:55:47] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: hey
[16-6-2014 00:11:20] JuicieJ: Veeeeeeeeeee
[16-6-2014 06:18:00] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16-6-2014 14:22:57] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16-6-2014 15:08:58] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16-6-2014 20:00:52] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16-6-2014 21:26:26] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16-6-2014 21:28:32] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
[16-6-2014 21:53:34] JuicieJ: Veeeeeeeeeeeee
[16-6-2014 22:26:44] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16-6-2014 23:36:31] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17-6-2014 00:17:45] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17-6-2014 02:07:32] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17-6-2014 02:07:40] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: JJJJJJJJJJJ
[18-6-2014 00:02:41] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[18-6-2014 00:02:48] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJjj
[18-6-2014 01:17:56] JuicieJ: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=49024
[18-6-2014 15:04:27] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[18-6-2014 15:52:24] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[18-6-2014 21:10:45] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJjjj
[19-6-2014 00:40:00] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19-6-2014 04:18:42] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19-6-2014 04:23:10] Vanessa ۩͇̿DOCTOR۩: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[19-6-2014 07:04:18] JuicieJ: Vee?
[19-6-2014 14:18:49] JuicieJ: Veeeeee
[19-6-2014 16:31:52] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19-6-2014 17:29:29] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19-6-2014 18:25:41] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19-6-2014 19:18:48] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19-6-2014 19:25:37] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19-6-2014 20:22:05] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19-6-2014 20:44:45] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19-6-2014 22:31:24] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[20-6-2014 07:04:29] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[20-6-2014 12:35:43] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[20-6-2014 12:51:18] JuicieJ: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[22:07:07] JuicieJ: Veeeeee
:P :lol:
 

Mellow Ezlo

Po-Tay-Toes
Joined
Dec 2, 2012
Location
eh?
Gender
Slothkin
Salmon whispers
[12:35:58 AM] Salmon: baaaaaall jaaaaaaacks
[12:36:16 AM] Mezlo: O_O
[12:36:44 AM] Salmon: BALL JACKS
[12:36:48 AM] Mezlo: O__O
[12:38:46 AM] Burning Beast: JACK BALLS
[12:39:05 AM] Salmon: NO XD
[12:39:12 AM] Mezlo: JACK'S BALLS
[12:39:23 AM] Salmon: NOOO XD
[12:39:47 AM] Burning Beast: dare I take this further?
[12:40:14 AM] Mezlo: O____O
[12:40:43 AM | Edited 12:40:52 AM] Burning Beast: It requires 3 Jacks and 1 balls
[12:41:33 AM] Mezlo: 1 balls
[12:41:38 AM] Burning Beast: yep
[12:41:40 AM] Burning Beast: 1 balls
[12:41:55 AM] Burning Beast: I like balls
[12:42:01 AM] Burning Beast: Do you like balls?
[12:42:06 AM] Mezlo: O________O
[12:42:19 AM] Burning Beast: I like your balls
[12:42:29 AM] Mezlo: :$
[12:42:49 AM] Mezlo: http://relationshipplaybook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jacks.jpg ?
[12:43:24 AM] Mezlo: Jack likes your balls
[12:43:58 AM] Salmon: please stop... XD
[12:44:10 AM] Mezlo: I like your gumballs
[12:44:23 AM] Salmon: NO STOP
[12:44:29 AM] Burning Beast: I like your balls gum
[12:44:38 AM] Salmon: WHAT HAVE I DONE
[12:44:39 AM] Mezlo: I like gummy balls
[12:44:46 AM] Salmon: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:45:08 AM] Mezlo: YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSs
[12:45:09 AM] Burning Beast: I like yummy balls
[12:45:17 AM] Mezlo: mmm
[12:45:21 AM] Burning Beast: Cause balls are yummy
[12:45:31 AM] Mezlo: oh yes
[12:45:33 AM] Mezlo: yes they are
[12:45:45 AM] Burning Beast: I would know :$
[12:45:49 AM] Mezlo: I like those big balls
[12:45:54 AM] Burning Beast: (rofl)
[12:46:12 AM] Mezlo: :)
[12:47:18 AM] Mezlo: haha what even
Wow, so mature
 

Snow Queen

Mannceaux Signature Collection
Joined
Mar 14, 2013
Location
Grand Rapids, MI
Gender
Transwoman (she/her)
Cassandra
Read that as LesboGumball
A Link In Time
She took a long time to time out
Mellow Ezlo quit
A Link In Time
How often do you think of girls, Cass?
Girls in bed.
Cassandra
All the time.
Repentance
What a ****ing weird question
Cassandra
Every waking moment.
Pendio join
Cassandra
Read that as Pedo join
This looks like crap.
 
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Satan

chunky plant goop
Staff member
ZD Champion
Comm. Coordinator
Joined
Jul 13, 2009
Location
Shadow Moose Island
Gender
gaying mantis
[sub]itsameluigi1290
has anyone heard of the Keyblade

mandym287
yeah

Kitsu
HARDCORE GAMER™

itsameluigi1290
well

mandym287
i dont play kh but my friend unbinilium does

itsameluigi1290
I GOT TO HOLD ONE
I know some of you knew that
but

mandym287
lol that's awesome

itsameluigi1290
http://itsameluigi.we...7329/9870798_orig.jpg

mandym287
HARDCORE

itsameluigi1290
omg that was so fun to hold

mandym287
oh my god
you look like one of my stalkers
wtf
thats

Fig
That looks awesome!

mandym287
your name isnt angelo is it
lmao

Fig
Looks like the one that Man at Arms made.
They a freaking Honedge sword!!!!!!! [noparse]<3[/noparse]

mandym287
yeah i was thinking that too

itsameluigi1290
nah
my name's Aidan

mandym287
lol k

AvatarFlygon
My name is Angelo

mandym287
d:
lmao aragon

Atticus
avagon

Fig
My name is Lolfig

Atticus
it's avagon

itsameluigi1290
I think Man at Arms' had a metal blade part

Fig
Ludfig

mandym287
xDD
lolfig
xDD

Atticus
lolfig xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Fig
XD

Atticus
le lolfig :3333 teh maymays

itsameluigi1290
fig flavored lollies
ECHHHHH

Fig
;o
My people!

mandym287
lawl

Atticus
fig flavored lolis

Jedizoraquit

itsameluigi1290
ew atticus omggg

Atticus
jedizora doesn't like fig flavored lolis

Fig
@n@

mandym287
hahahaha

Fig
Does he like cupcakes?
/me ponders life itself

Kitsu
only on wednesdays

itsameluigi1290
https://d3esbfg30x759...ap/zlCfzR0CbjseOS16F-
DKCTF is a masterpiece

mandym287
my sister drew more caricatures of the koopalings the other day
i lost the ability to even
on that day

itsameluigi1290
were they good

mandym287
they were funny

itsameluigi1290
cool
also
SAO is kinda horrible in the second half

mandym287
note that she forever hates ludwig for being a butt to her in mk8
she told me that he has bra hair
and i was like

itsameluigi1290
Ludwig's the only good one though

mandym287
what
BRA HAIR

Fig
;o
/me starts combing

mandym287
ludwig's my third favorite
lmao big bro

AvatarFlygon
ALL HAIL THE MAGICAL AND WHIMSICAL BRA HAIR OF LUDWIG

Fig
I don't want my hair to be distinguished as such.

mandym287
xD

the_miserablejoin

mandym287
does yuga wear ludwigs bra hair

Fig
That said, I can fly using my hair.

mandym287
and does mezlo kiss him wearing it

Fig
Errr, flutter jump.

mandym287
i should show you what she drew hahaha

itsameluigi1290
a girl making bra jokes
what the heck
where am I
[/sub]
 

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