During the night many deep seas creatures migrate upwards towards the surface to feed, by biomass this is the largest migration in the world. During this time I am sometimes able to grab bits and pieces of news as creatures swim by. For human news I enjoy BBC.
How I get my news??? By using telepathy to read the minds of food that have are about be/been eaten. Sometimes, I even contact gerbils that will soon revolt us Humans and will conquer which will be on the news shortly.
Anywho, I usually get my news from Fox News who always tell the truth and are the best out there. All jokes aside, I watch BBC for pretty much no reason. XD
How do I get the news? I own every news station there is, and tell them what to say, because I have trillions of eyes that watch the entire planet and know what's happening and know what to put in the news.
But seriously, mostly Facebook or word-of-mouth. (sadly enough)
I'm terrible at keeping up with the news (it's mostly just too depressing for me to want to keep up with it) so I find out things more accidentally, through words of mouth, facebook posts, forum threads, etc. I used to use twitter for fandom news, but I'm not really active there anymore, so...
I prefer to live in my own world than to try and keep up with what's happening in this
I either hear things from people or I watch The Daily Show and the Colbert Report. Those two TV shows are the only ways I can get news without getting bored to death. The actual news is far too boring for me to watch.