Finish the Sentence

[jstar]

I thought of a game that would be fun!!! We write a sentence halfways and then the next person twists it! (Kind of like corrupt a wish)

Rules:

1. Make this as fun as possible

Post -1: I woke up to a delicious smell...

...only to realize I slept walked to a pile of cow manure.


Today I was so hungry I ....

 

[zeldahuman]

went out and killed a pig just so i could have bacon!

i got bored and decided to...

 

[Hylian Knight]

eat my father although I'm not a big fan of horse meat

but then I............

 

[zeldahuman]

decided to go for a walk with a grizzly.

and on that walk...

 

[jstar]

the grizzly purposed to me!

I started having second thoughts so...

 

[zeldahuman]

I pulled out a journal and began writing my thoughts, thinking "This'll make a great story!"

The grizzly was getting impatient, so...

 

[jstar]

...found me and clawed me in the face!!!

I was rushed to the hospital and the doctors had to...

 

[Wolf Sage]

...sew a Jason mask to my face, since they ran out of other stuff to use.

I was so appalled by my new appearance, but I...

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

...found that I no longer had a sense of smell.

I tried eating to see how things tasted without smell, only to find...

 

[Pen]

that I couldn't even open my mouth.

I ran as quickly as I could to...

 

[Big Octo]

jump off a cliff.
I cut off my finger so I could . . .

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

...ensure I couldn't hold on to the edge of the cliff.

I was surprised to discover...

 

[SamuRaichu]

...That there was a trampoline at the bottom of the cliff.

I fell and bounced back up only to find that I had bounced onto.....

 

[Linknerd09]

...into Malon jumped together.

And then....

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

EDIT: Hold on, bad timing, I have to figure this out again.

EDIT AGAIN: Okay, I have no idea what to go off now. Someone else figure it out.