Finish the Sentance

[toonlink]

Okay, I am terribly sorry if such a thread already exists.
Simple, Complete the previous poster's sentance and start your own.
Psychic powers can be attained by...

 

[Night Owl]

... being hit on the head by a meteor filled with psychic pigeons.

Psychic pigeons can be found....

 

[toonlink]

In meteors that are not filled with cuccos.
Primal Soup can be used to...

 

[Night Owl]

...cure cancer.

Grandma's soup is...

 

[toonlink]

Made of only vegetables.
Grandma from PKMN BW tries to capture...

 

[Big Octo]

1. You misspelled sentence.
2. There is a thread with an exact same purpose and title here