Winter, the only con to this season is that I hate getting up early to defrost my car. Other than that as others have pointed out it's easy to get warm again, and really cosy once you do get warm. Now let's move onto my most hated season... summer. I've already stated some issues issues I dislike about summer in my secret diary no one has read but I'll restate them here. Body odor levels... they go up critical levels. Yes you get to wear less clothing but that doesn't mean you should neglect your body odor, and quite frankly I try to stay away from close spaces in the summer as I was nearly sick from these toxic fumes when I was in a shop. Going to game stores in the summer is out of the question since many of the species that coincide there know very little of personal hygiene in the first place.
Now this next part may anger a few people, so you may want to leave now because I'm warning you this gets a bit intense.
Okay so now I'm going to move onto... girls, now I'm not being sexist here but well... Girls do get sweaty boobs and believe me the issue is much better explained in a scientific graph.
Now the green line shows the stench coming from an average size girls boob, as you can see it reaches me, the red displays a girl with no boobs, and as you can see it misses me. I know normally how far to stand away but when a girl comes along it messes my system completely and thus increases my illness meter by 10%. So please girls wash your boobs, it's very important. If you are going to expose yourself to the heat for long periods of time I recommend you go to the bathroom every 2 minutes to clean them, or cut them off with a chainsaw, either way works for me.
), which is your favourite and why isn't it summer?
