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Favorite Type of Apple

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Favorite Apple

  • Gala

  • Jazz

  • Ipad

  • Mcintosh

  • Red Delicious

  • Fuji

  • Empire

  • I don't eat apples I use a PC

  • Granny Smith

  • Other


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Curmudgeon

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also, jazz
 
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I am Mistah Mansana! I be the handsomest and the coolest apple from around the block! :coolsar:
Act 1, Scene 1: The Engagement...
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Oh Malus pumila...
Thou art of artistic beauty, 'tis foul shall I be to consume thee for thy brittle yet sweet pulp and skin.
Amongst even the Malus genus dost not one stand to thy majestic facet, let alone akin...

Act 1, Scene 2: The Split...
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Devil! I demand thee to speak!
I demand thee to reply should I beseech thee!
Wherefore hast thou thy consumer beset?
Thy lascivious mien enshrouded the ulterior motives, a true clandestine to a blind and imbecilic fool!
Thy malicious malevolence is apt to thy moniker Malus.
The Almighty hast thy sin forsaken, but of I not.
I shall deliver the verdict myself, smite thee with seething fury and my club!

Act 1, Scene 3: The Lamentation...
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Oh ho, 'tis foul. Cruel is the world, the town, the wind!
Departed, thou art no longer and without a twin.
I have been deceived, fooled!
I have sinned, slain an innocent produce!
Used by the true Devil himself, a tool
drenched in blood not but Malus juice!

Demon Overlord cackles in distance

Exeunt






I vote for Malus pumila, also known as Fuji.
 

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