Some of my favourite quotes are from some games as well as films so here goes:
Nurse-I'll get the Lubricant
Doctor-There's no time for lubricant
Harry Block-There's always time for lubricant
~Evolution
Oh yes, A Question for all the land and people of Hyrule...
...Life?Or Death?
~Zant
and here is a hell of a lot from Jak 2
Jak-Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
Daxter- Well, I probably wouldn't be 2 feet tall, fuzzy, and running in a sewer without any pants....God, I miss pants
Krew- While smuggling the huge statue through the sewers, 'ey, A grueling rainstorm flooded the whole place. The statue and five of my best men were swept away.
Jak-That's terrible
Krew-Yes, A tragic loss. I've missed that statue ever since.
Pecker- Onin welcomes you, blah blah blah blah blah... The usual salutations. She says it is good to see you again, Jak.
Jak- But we've never met before.
Pecker-Before...after...it is all the same.
Daxter-Oh!Oh! Let me try!Aaah...She wants a... She wants a yakow bone! A yakow bladder! No...no...I got it! For many moons...She has...Waited for... a Juice pop? A Jewel shop? Oh...Oh...I know, Shes got a hairball?A hair lip? A hairy chest?
Jak-Great, More mucking in the mud...
Daxter- I hate to burst your bathtub bubbles baby, But that ain't just mud down there.
(This is one of my favourites)
Daxter- So there I was, toe to toe with FIVE of the nastiest Metal Heads you ever saw! Slime oozing from monstrous jaws! Teeth sharper than daggers! Slowly, all TEN of 'em surround me. But do I surrender? No! I summon my highly trained killer instincts, and pounce! Hya! Chooy! Whaa! HAA! And when the dust cleared, there were TWENTY less Metal Heads in the world!
Tess- Ohhh, Daxter you're amazing!
Daxter- Yeah, I know.
Daxter-Let me guess. Dark, murky water? Smells worse than your breath at an oyster fest? Fuller o' Metal Heads than your plate at a one-pass buffet? And of course, weapons more lethal than your ever so "tighty wighties" on a hot summer day?
Daxter- Hey, Tattooed Wonder, how come we get all the crappy missions?
Torn- Because I... don't... like... you!
Baron Praxis- You are the supreme weapon, Jak. And I made you. Still... any leader worth his salt always has a back-up plan.
[he presses a button, revealing a bomb]
Baron Praxis- Remember, the first rule to making a bomb... is to always make two...
[he dies]
Ashelin- Who the hell are you two?
Daxter- Mmm, I do love a woman in uniform. Wanna bark some orders at me? Woof woof! I'm your soldier on the front lines of love! Waiter, foxhole for two!
Ashelin- Keep talking and I'll raise your voice a couple of octaves.
Sig- You know, my momma used to read me bedtime stories about Mar when she'd tuck me in. She'd give me a nice glass of warm yakow milk... and my little Poopsy bear.
Daxter- Bedtime stories? Warm milk? Poopsy bear? Buddy, ya just blew yer image!
Barney: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?
Fred: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME!
Barney: I won't tell her, Fred.
Fred: Thanks pal.
~ The Flintstones
And a Few Johnny Bravo quotes
Johnny Bravo- I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you...
Johnny Bravo- Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.
Johnny Bravo- Enough about me, now let's talk about... me.
Johnny Bravo- What do you think, Rubber Ducky?
Rubber Ducky- Quack, quack.
Johnny Bravo- My thoughts exactly!
villager- We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like a little girl.
Johnny Bravo- Boo.
villager- Aaaaargh!
Johnny Bravo- Okay, your story checks out.
Prison Warden- What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo- What?
Prison Warden- What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo- Huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
Velma- My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo- My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!