Favorite Quotes

[Nian Kast]

Grim adventures of Billy & Mandy = Win.

"Aw, fish don't have feeling's son, their made of foam laytex." -Billy's Dad

"Yes, Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with. But we've managed to make it work all these years leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered." -Irwin's dad

"Judge, When do we get hammer thingies? Because, I can make a lot of things with a hammer thingy, like a table, or some chairs" -Fred FredBurger

"I like... I like music... that goes like this: "FALALALA!" But sometimes... I like... I like music... that goes like this: "BALALAAAH"! -Fred FredBurger

"I've been bitten by ghosts, haunted by momerats, and chased by vampires. So I think I deserve a free hot dog." -Hoss Delgado

"And he sailed away never to return. And that's the story of this crusty, old peg leg, which is all I have left to remember from the greatest sea pirate captain that ever lived! Captain Deadwood, they called him. But don't let the name fool you... he's not really a captain." -Pud'n

 

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A few more.

"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up." -Oscar Wilde

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." -Oscar Wilde

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" -Mahatma Gandhi


"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." -Oscar Wilde

 

[Hylian Hobbit]

Here's one:

"If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment."- Dave Allen

 

[zeypherlink]

"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction."- George W Bush

"Terrerists."- George W Bush

Gotta love Dubya!

 

[Inflexus]

"People die if they are killed."
-Japanese Idiom

"Do a barrel roll!"
-Peppy Hare

 

[Hylian Hobbit]

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers

"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. " - Jimmy Carter

 

[Emma]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -- George W. Bush
Really think about that last part.


This one by some girl in my graduating high school class:
"How many hours are there between noon and six-o-clock? Don't you have to add a twelve or something?"


As for Zelda quotes... Well, just look down below.

 

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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -- George W. Bush
Really think about that last part.

I've head this one before, several times. And the latter part never fails to make me shudder when I think about it.

 

[kpllk]

Next time you tell a story, HAVE A PIONT!

That was from the movie "Plains, Trains, and Automobiles". It was an awesomely funny movie.

 

[Linkmaster]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but now is a gift, that is why it's called the present. -unknown

 

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Since a few George Bush quotes have been brought up...

"The Future is tomorrow". -Bush likes to state the obvious.

"...It's hard to put food on your family."

"I didn't grow up in the ocean -- as a matter of fact -- near the ocean -- I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I'm fishing

The second one is from a live speech he gave, and tried talking about economic crisis and the rising cost of food in America.

"I believe that humans and fish can coexist peacefully."

 

[Ver-go-a-go-go]

"To be bored is better than to be working" - Josh

 

[Linkmaster]

To say you are stupid just makes you stupid- someone in the shoutbox, directed towards me

I know- my reply at the time

 

[Hylian Hobbit]

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."


Some quotes I found rather amusing. Not sure who said them though.

 

[Petman1325]

Here is my quote that I generated from the ShoutBox

Power is infinite, but we can achieve only a small portion of it.
-Petman1325

Then, Skull Kid replied with:

yeah, and the more we get it the more we want
-SkullKid