default setting: sarcastic prick
<3 Oscar Wilde
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
True friends stab you in the front.
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.