Favorite Movie Quotes

[Killjoy262]

We've all watched movies through out our lives, and heard many quotes that seem to stick in our heads either because they're funny or they seem a bit true to us in one way or another. What's your favorite movie quotes?
To Whom it may consern, I'm sorry if there is a topic like this already made.

As for my favorite quotes:

Pirates of the Carabian: Dead Man's Chest

"I'll handle this, mate. AYE! FISHFACE! LOSE SOMETHIN'? CONGEALI-*facefall*

...*holds up dirt* GO'IT! COME TO NEGOTIATE EH 'AVE YEH YA SLIMY GIT? Guess what I got. I GOT A JAR O' DIIRT! I GOT A JAR O' DIIIRT! AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIIIDE IIIT?!"

The following is a scene in the 2005 remake of The Longest Yard

Spoiler

Guard Dunham: [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] "That's how a white man runs the football!"
Earl Megget: "Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-*** head of yours!"
Guard Dunham: "Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, *****?"
Earl Megget: "Switowski! Come here!"
[he comes running over]
Earl Megget: "You know what he said in the library?"
[whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]
Earl Megget: "Yes. Him. Out!"
Switowski: [Destroys Dunham with a huge close line on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him **** himself.
Coach Nate Scarborough: I think he just **** himself.
All Sportswriters: I think he just **** himself.
Stretcher Guy: Good lord, this guy **** himself big time!
Switowski: [jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him **** himself!
Earl Megget: [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
Deacon Moss: And some diapers!