Epona Name Fun

[Wild Thing]

Has anyone on twilight called their horse anything funny or even something rude for fun.

I once called my horse Ur D*** for fun because there is a part in the game where Ilia cleans your horse and she says i cleaned what ever you called it for you and i found it funny but it is a bit rude.

 

[BlackDragon88]

Lol! really I did mybutt! and then I did wolf... yeah

 

[Ooccoo Watcher]

^ I did "Yo Butt"!! It looks like some people have ad similair ideas to what I did. I thought I was insane when I named my horse that!

 

[Majora16]

I named mine "PooStain." Immature, I know... It was funny though. "Link, I washed Poostain for you."
I heard someone had named theirs "My v*****".. It sounds pretty funny when Ilia says it.

 

[EternalNocturne]

I named mine "PooStain." Immature, I know... It was funny though. "Link, I washed Poostain for you."
I heard someone had named theirs "My v*****".. It sounds pretty funny when Ilia says it.

LOL! XD I haven't exactly named Epona anything inappropriate but I have named Link stuff like "I'm poop" so when people come up to him and call his name, stuff like this happens:

"Hey, I'm poop!"
Link:

"Curse you... I'm poop!"
Link:

"When I grow up, if I have a son, I'll make sure that he'll be able to do anything! Just like you, I'm poop!"
Link: ...

 

[Icetomeetyou]

 

[Shadow Link]

I named my horse Epona !! Can you beleive how crazy that sounds? I laughed so hard when I did that!

(sarcasam)

 

[Shadsie]

I don't do anything like that - I either leave the default name or I name the horse after an animal I know. The first playthrough I did on TP, I named her "Welsper" after my cat. I rememember naming her "Liberty" after my sister's horse on a game I borrowed.

My fiance' has a game going on in which he named the characters LinkBob and EponaBob. He likes to "voice" LinkBob as a hillbilly/redneck as he plays.

A friend of mine once said she was tempted to name Epona "My B****" because of the riding and spurring - that horse is basically your... you know!

 

[ZeldaMaster]

Not to be rude or anything but I think it's a little pointless to name your horse something different epona actuly is a good name for a horse.

 

[flaming pickle]

I havn't done anything exept name it after a random object like:

Curse you!...Ineedsanatizer!!!

I washed your toilet for you,LInk


...Yes, I fail at life

 

[athenian200]

I wish I were that creative.

I named the horse Silver.

As in "Hi-ho, Silver! Away!"

Oh, and one time I called it Ponyta. After the Pokemon.

 

[BlackDragon88]

LOl I saw and laugh my head off. My friend thinks its funny to! LOL

 

[Sage of Water]

Lol this reminds me of paper mario, (little off topic I know) when in one part a chracter just yells your name in big letters and thats all you see in the text box. So if you name mario F***, the guy yells F***!!!. aahhh u have to actually se it to realize how funny it is.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

I named my epona 'X-plosion' and would laugh about how weird that was. but then I just named it 'schmoopy'

 

[Proud_2B_Hylian]

ahhh, I laughed all the way down this page... UrD*** and poo stain are my favorites. I went with "Eponads." Didn't get rid of the name, just added a little to it. Now everytime I'm playing and Eponads is mentioned, I get this "you're a pervy dork" look from my girlfriend. XD