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Donkey Kong's Musical Journey~

AwdryFan1997

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*Clarence laughs*

Clarence: **** yes it is. I've learned many things about Carbanzo's organization, and I still have people planted in it. What do you know and have planned?
Mushterston: Well, I was introduced to Vincent through a business venture, back when my friend Frederick still had a lot of money... Vincent wanted to create an army, and Fred was, well, a little paranoid about people stealing his cash. He funded Carbanzo on the promise that he'd get paid back. I warned him against it, but he told me to buzz off, since I wasn't his financial advisor. Fred never did get his cash back, and had to declare bankruptcy. I quietly joined forces with Carbanzo; studying his designs and learning all there was to know. The Newman project took modern medical science and twisted it into this horrible atrocity... I didn't stay on the project for long. All I learned was that Vincent Carbanzo had to be stopped. I don't really have a plan. But now that these bizarre events are happening...
 

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Mushterston: Well, I was introduced to Vincent through a business venture, back when my friend Frederick still had a lot of money... Vincent wanted to create an army, and Fred was, well, a little paranoid about people stealing his cash. He funded Carbanzo on the promise that he'd get paid back. I warned him against it, but he told me to buzz off, since I wasn't his financial advisor. Fred never did get his cash back, and had to declare bankruptcy. I quietly joined forces with Carbanzo; studying his designs and learning all there was to know. The Newman project took modern medical science and twisted it into this horrible atrocity... I didn't stay on the project for long. All I learned was that Vincent Carbanzo had to be stopped. I don't really have a plan. But now that these bizarre events are happening...
*Clarence nods*
Clarence: All we can do now is wait for an opportunity to strike.

Funky: Do you think it's worth looking into that he wanted Donkey to be offed?

Clarence: That's actually a good idea. Shoulda thought of that myself.
 

AwdryFan1997

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*Clarence nods*
Clarence: All we can do now is wait for an opportunity to strike.

Funky: Do you think it's worth looking into that he wanted Donkey to be offed?

Clarence: That's actually a good idea. Shoulda thought of that myself.
Mushterston: Well, I don't know much about this whole Donkey Kong business. All I know is...

*Suddenly, a Gate opens with a Warp Pipe emerging from it. Truly the product of nerdiness and insanity combined.*

Carbanzo 166.74991: ...Pardon my intrusion... I'll be on my way.

*Carbanzo casually began walking towards the exit.*
 

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Clarence: HOLY **** IT'S HIM HOW THE HELL IS HE STILL ALIVE

*Clarence only carried a .40 cal pistol into the where the heck are they?, but he still opens fire on Carbanzo*
 

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Clarence: HOLY **** IT'S HIM HOW THE HELL IS HE STILL ALIVE

*Clarence only carried a .40 cal pistol into the where the heck are they?, but he still opens fire on Carbanzo*
IIRC they're in a pizzeria

*Carbanzo dodges the bullets Matrix-style, throwing out his back.*

Carbanzo: And yet I'm only 29... ow...
 

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*Funky Kong was shaken by nearly being a Newman. He wants revenge. He flying tackles Carbanzo*

Funky: How do ya like this?

*He starts beating up Carbanzo*
 

AwdryFan1997

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*Funky Kong was shaken by nearly being a Newman. He wants revenge. He flying tackles Carbanzo*

Funky: How do ya like this?

*He starts beating up Carbanzo*
*Carbanzo's goggles are knocked off, revealing his unsurprisingly grey eyes.*

Carbanzo: Please stop! I'm a helpless old man!
* Donovan turns his head to carbanzo *
Donovan : Wait......
* He starts slowly remembering *
Donovan : YOU!
Carbanzo: Me indeed! Wait, what?
 

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Clarence: There's some funny **** going on here, Funky.

Funky: I'm inclined to agree.

*Clarence slips Musherton a piece of paper with contact info*

Clarence: C'mon funky, let's go.

*They leave the pizzeria, and drive away in the Corvette*
 

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*Carbanzo's goggles are knocked off, revealing his unsurprisingly grey eyes.*

Carbanzo: Please stop! I'm a helpless old man!

Carbanzo: Me indeed! Wait, what?
Donovan : I don't know- * He sits back * all I remember is someone like you doing some bad stuff-
Luan : Donny, have you been * cough * climbing the tower
Donovan : What-
Luan : Have you been hig-
Donovan : NO!
 

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Clarence: There's some funny **** going on here, Funky.

Funky: I'm inclined to agree.

*Clarence slips Musherton a piece of paper with contact info*

Clarence: C'mon funky, let's go.

*They leave the pizzeria, and drive away in the Corvette*
Carbanzo 166: They just attack me and leave me here?

Mushterston: People in their career work in mysterious ways... I knew you would come, Vincent.

Carbanzo 166: ...Andrew Take Mushterston?

Mushterston: Well, it's convenient that our names are the same here and there...

Carbanzo 166: ...Who am I in this dimension?
Donovan : I don't know- * He sits back * all I remember is someone like you doing some bad stuff-
Luan : Donny, have you been * cough * climbing the tower
Donovan : What-
Luan : Have you been hig-
Donovan : NO!
Carbanzo: Oh dear...
 

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