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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down

  • Sitting

    Votes: 13 56.5%
  • Standing

    Votes: 10 43.5%

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Dio

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The greatest education website in the world Wiki how supports squats and also has teaches you how to poo properly, it's obvious to must people but I think those that stand should give it a read.
I just gave the squatting method a go rather than sitting on the seat itself. I found the doodoo came out much easier and it feels like a more natural position.
 
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Jamie

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I just gave the squatting method a go rather than sitting on the seat itself. I found the doodoo came out much easier and it feels like a more natural position.
Isn't it a bit uncomfortable? Seems like you need to hit the gym for this one.
 

Ninja

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I just gave the squatting method a go rather than sitting on the seat itself. I found the doodoo came out much easier and it feels like a more natural position.
Based on the position in the wiki, I would be too afraid of standing on my toilet seat and having it break on me lol.

I'll stick with sitting and flushable wipes to catch what dry paper misses.
 

Dan

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Isn't it a bit uncomfortable? Seems like you need to hit the gym for this one.
He does go to the gym, regardless you would have to be awfully weak not to be able to squat. Back in the cave man days when men were men and women were women men would be out hunting all the time keeping fit, even the majority of beta males were fit and if they weren't they would die. My point being squatting was trivial to us back then. Chimpanzees are even aware squatting is better and they throw their own poo around.

Based on the position in the wiki, I would be too afraid of standing on my toilet seat and having it break on me lol.

I'll stick with sitting and flushable wipes to catch what dry paper misses.
If you are worried you will break your toilet seat then I suggest asking a friend if you can stand on top of them to poo in your toilet below.
 

Dio

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Isn't it a bit uncomfortable? Seems like you need to hit the gym for this one.
Fortunately for me I do. And I like to do a couple of holds in the deepest squat position daily to maintain flexibility. I don't think this method of pooping is for everyone. I guess it is a case of trying it and seeing.

Based on the position in the wiki, I would be too afraid of standing on my toilet seat and having it break on me lol.

I'll stick with sitting and flushable wipes to catch what dry paper misses.
I guess it would all depend on your toilet seat and the quality of the materials it is made from.
 

Ninja

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you are worried you will break your toilet seat then I suggest asking a friend if you can stand on top of them to poo in your toilet below.
Good idea. My wife is short, so I'll just use her step stool. I'll report back once my next bowel movement takes place.

I guess it would all depend on your toilet seat and the quality of the materials it is made from.
I'm sure it's just me being paranoid. Most men stranded on an island all alone would still be paranoid and check their volume when playing porn. This the same with anything in regards to my ****ter. Toilet time is one of the last freedoms I have as an Asian male.
 
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