Dark Boo's Roleplay: Reinvented

[Chevywolf30]

ShyHo: Fine, there's an abandoned military base just south of the border of the state of Karnak. We shall meet there in three day's time.

Clarence: Three days.

<That's all for now.>

 

[Dark Boo]

Clarence: Three days.

<That's all for now.>

Really? But I don't want it to be!

 

[Dark Boo]

ShyHo: Until then, we shall tend to our own lives! Goodbye!
Lenna: Do you really think he’s truly a good guy? He seems suspicious.
ShyHo: Nah, he’s clean, he’s in no way trying to take over this dimension.
Lenna: Hey, did you know there was an animated sequel to FFV that predates Advent Children?
ShyHo: Neato.
Lenna: Did you even listen to what I said?
ShyHo: No, not really.
Lenna: Ah, whatever.
ShyHo: Heh, it’s weird that we didn’t buy any weapons at that weapon store.
Lenna: Why would I want you to carry around a dangerous firearm? I wouldn’t! You could really hurt someone with it!
ShyHo: Why are you so overprotective of me?!
Lenna: Because I love you! I made a child with you!
ShyHo: And I love you too. Clarence will help us get back on the throne, so that we can make our child the heir!
Lenna: I was perfectly fine with being part of the middle class, being nobility is such a chore!
ShyHo: It ain’t so bad after all.

 

[Chevywolf30]

<Hey, I'm sorry, but I've got too much life stuff going on to have time for this. I do want to continue this arc, but it'll have to wait. >

 

[Dark Boo]

<Hey, I'm sorry, but I've got too much life stuff going on to have time for this. I do want to continue this arc, but it'll have to wait. >

Sucks, see you in a few days.
*ShyHo was at home, chilling.*
ShyHo: What are we gonna do today?
Lenna: I dunno, maybe golfing?
ShyHo: Huh, I haven't played golf in a while, I still have my osmium golf clubs, very heavy, but the thwack they give is stronger than any material that golf clubs can be made of.
Lenna: I've never played golf, ever.
ShyHo: We can't go golfing! It's winter!
Lenna: Oh yeah. So, what else can we do?
ShyHo: What do you wanna do?
Lenna: Be with you.
ShyHo: D'aww.

 

[Gorozoron]

Sucks, see you in a few days.
*ShyHo was at home, chilling.*
ShyHo: What are we gonna do today?
Lenna: I dunno, maybe golfing?
ShyHo: Huh, I haven't played golf in a while, I still have my osmium golf clubs, very heavy, but the thwack they give is stronger than any material that golf clubs can be made of.
Lenna: I've never played golf, ever.
ShyHo: We can't go golfing! It's winter!
Lenna: Oh yeah. So, what else can we do?
ShyHo: What do you wanna do?
Lenna: Be with you.
ShyHo: D'aww.

* Meanwhile *
* Nate eats some of his hamburgers on a bench *
Nate : This reminds me of that time I met peter griffin
* Cue cutaway gag *
* end cutaway gag *
Nate : man that was cool * he takes a bite *

 

[Dark Boo]

ShyHo: Well, we could make brownies.
Lenna: Sure.
ShyHo: We're doing something you like, together.
Lenna: Every Final Fantasy has not been a sole collaboration. Just like a company.
ShyHo: And just like this marriage, it takes two, you and me to make it go right!

 

[Gorozoron]

ShyHo: Well, we could make brownies.
Lenna: Sure.
ShyHo: We're doing something you like, together.
Lenna: Every Final Fantasy has not been a sole collaboration. Just like a company.
ShyHo: And just like this marriage, it takes two, you and me to make it go right!

Cop : What kind of brownies * Pulls out gun *

 

[Dark Boo]

I'm gonna go ahead and reverse that, you're wiretapping into my conversations.

 

[Gorozoron]

I'm gonna go ahead and reverse that, you're wiretapping into my conversations.

It was a joke

 

[Dark Boo]

Lenna: I'll get the brownie mix and chocolate chips.
ShyHo: You make brownies with chocolate chips? I've never tried them!
Lenna: They're awesome!
ShyHo: Ever tried chocolate covered ants?
Lenna: .....What?
ShyHo: Ants, dipped in chocolate, perfectly edible and packed with protein.
Lenna: GROSS! I don't want to eat animals that squirm around in my mouth!
ShyHo: Try one, I bought a box of them. They're dead, luckily.
*Lenna carefully tries a chocolate-covered ant, she found it pretty gross at first, but then... it hit her with tastiness*
ShyHo: Do you like it?
Lenna: Gimme more.
ShyHo: I told you they were good, now, I ordered like, another box of ants, non-chocolate ones, maybe we could put them in the brownies.
Lenna: Huh, actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.
ShyHo: Ant-chocolate chip brownies, let's do it!
Lenna: The child in me could really use some protein as well, I've been eating healthy and now, I need some chocolate to balance it out.
*ShyHo and Lenna then spent the afternoon making brownies together, with ants and chocolate chips in them. Both couldn't wait to see how they tasted.*

 

[Dark Boo]

It was a joke

I get it now. Pot brownies. Marijuana's legal in Canada, that's where I live.

 

[Dark Boo]

*Someone walks up to Nate*
Man: Those burgers look pretty tasty, mind if you share one with me?

 

[Gorozoron]

*Someone walks up to Nate*
Man: Those burgers look pretty tasty, mind if you share one with me?

* Nate spits on the man's shoes *
Nate : No but you can have weeb food
* Chucks rice ball *

 

[Dark Boo]

* Nate spits on the man's shoes *
Nate : No but you can have weeb food
* Chucks rice ball *

Man: That's not nice! But, I'll leave you to it. *The man eats the onigiri*