Corrupt a wish!

[DekuNut]

Granted, but now it's so loud that it breaks everyone's eardrums.

I wish that Portal 3 would come out.

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but the game does not have the Portal Gun.

I wish I was a hobbit.

 

[Pen]

Granted, but you turn out to be a two meter tall Hobbit.

I wish I could read other people's minds.

 

[Wilton]

Granted! But you can't control it so you'll be hearing everybody's thoughts at the same time.

Wilton wishes aliens from outer space would make contact with earth.

 

[hwrdjacob]

Granted, but their spaceship's size causes it to shatter. (YOU SAID CONTACT LOL, as in physical contact, they crashed their ship lol)

I wish I could find the perfect wedding ring and be with my love forever.

 

[shadowlink1995]

Granted, but the ring makes her hand fall off...

I wish that I could levitate...

 

[Pen]

Granted, but you'll never be able to do down even a little after having levitated up, so if you once levitate 10m up into the air, you'll never again be able to come closer than 10m to earth.

I wish my last wish wasn't corrupted.

 

[Wilton]

Granted! But subconsciously you actually never wanted that wish to come true. So, too bad.

Wilton wishes he could reach to the top most shelf in the kitchen.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but all that's up there is 1000 year old butter


I wish I lived in seattle

 

[Pen]

Granted, but when you move there, everyone who was previously living there moves out.

I wish there was an unlimited amount of money in my pockets.

 

[amaterasu]

Granted! It's ancient Roman currency with no value.

I wish I had motivation.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but your motivation to do one thing stays with you for the rest of your life so you spend every minute of every day doing that thing over and over and over and over and over and over...

I wish this thread didn't have SB notifications.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted now it have Alerts every 5 seconds

I wish i had a staff of summoning

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted but you summon a giant spider and it eats you.

I wish there was something good on TV right now.

 

[Natsu Dragneel]

granted but you dont have the channel

i wish i had a soul