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Corrupt a wish!

Akuhime-sama

What's Life Without Adult Humor?
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Jan 13, 2012
Location
Pennsylvania
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None
Granted, but it goes away because your brain has imploded and death takes you.

I wish to be... the very best... like no one ever was
 

Fig

The Altruist
Joined
Jul 23, 2011
Location
Mishima Tower
Granted but that will be the last Pokemon game you can ever buy/participate in.

I wish that I had the money and transportation to go to all of the Smash tournaments starting after EVO.
 
Joined
Jul 11, 2014
Location
The Lost Woods
Granted. You start becoming better and better. Soon you're the best you possibly could be, and no one wants to duel you anymore.

I wish I had computer access at work again.
 

Akuhime-sama

What's Life Without Adult Humor?
Joined
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Location
Pennsylvania
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None
Granted, but they love it so much harder than you, and get in your face with it all the time, and it makes you sick of it. Then things go back to normal and a horde of locusts come and monsoons and death and destruction and the whole world dies- the end.

I wish for a wish that was unwishably wishable.
 

Akuhime-sama

What's Life Without Adult Humor?
Joined
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Location
Pennsylvania
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None
Granted, but you get paired up in sexual situations with other ponies by the sick (clompers I think they're called?), in all those sick fan fictions I keep hearing about.
Oh, and there are also pony murder stories and death and more death, and gore, and blood, and death..... have I mentioned death?


Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weenier, that is what I truly want to be.
For if I was an Oscar Mayer weenier, everyone would be in love with me!
 

HeroOfTime

Challenger Approaching!
Joined
Jul 17, 2014
Location
Hyrule
Gender
Mail
Wish Granted, But...

Wish granted, but you get lost anyway, and end up in Vegas without any means of transportation to get back.

I wish I could surf.
 
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Blackkirby

Proud Jesus Freak !
Joined
Jun 17, 2014
Location
Yonder Thicket
Granted but once the wind stops that $500 dollar bill doesn't fall out of the tree outside and someone else gets it not you.

I wish I was a sea turtle :I
 

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