Corrupt a wish!

[TatlTails]

Granted, but he's on the toilet every time you need to go.

I wish I had self-confidence.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you are so confident that others see it as arrogance. They view you as a threat because your town happened to be devastated by disaster.
They blame you because people seem to have been killed each night since the disaster. You are innocent, but they lynch you anyway because they think you are scum.
(I suppose that was bit harsh)

I wish people didn't see TatlTails confidence as arrogance.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but then they all turn on you.

I wish I would stop getting people into trouble.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but now you get yourself in trouble.

I wish I could eat as much junk food as I want without having to worry about health consequences.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but now you force all your health consequences onto someone else.

I wish I were never tired.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. Now you'll never be hit with a tire.
I wish I was Flash Gordon.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you get canceled.

I wish the world wasn't gross.

 

[Pancake Wizard]

Yeah, sure. But now the world is made of hand sanitizer.

I wish I could blow up.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you blow up Pluto.

I wish I were good at babysitting.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted, but you crush them to death.

I wish I were Sherlock Holmes.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but you now share his massive cocaine addiction.

I wish Symphony of the Goddesses came back to my area.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but tickets sell out before you can get one.

I wish I had a robot that did my chores.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you have to do your chores 5 times in a row before it learns how to do them.

I wish I could wear what I want.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but society suddenly turns everyone into nudists and everyone frowns upon clothing.

I wish pumpkins were back in season.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but you're the only person who wants them and the store doesnt want them to go to waste. You now have 50 million pumpkins that you dont know what to do with.

I wish I had my own apartment.