Corrupt a wish!

[donpedrox]

Granted, but that muffin is made from cremated people

I wish my dogs could do tricks

 

[fused_shadows]

Granted. However, your dog gets overworked and its brain explodes.

I wish I didnt stink at speaking French.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but if you don't bathe for a while you will forget how to speak French.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Unfortunately it is also violent and tries to cut you as well.

I wish Keywords unlocked stuff.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but they only unlock keyboards. XD

I wish to be a cool guy here in the forums.

 

[godess reborn]

Granted, but since you're so popular now all the girls are creeping on you and trying to break into your house.

I wish I was inside an anime show so I could eat a rice ball with salmon filling and feel like a boss while eating it.

 

[donpedrox]

Granted, but it turns out your enemy in the anime put a laxative in it and are now confined to the bathroom

I wish I had the skill and endurance to play football(soccer)

 

[domo]

granted but now no one likes soccer aymore.

i wish that navi would SHUT UP!!!!!

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but now Tatl is a thousand times more talkative.
I wish for stretchy pants.

 

[toonlink]

congratz, they is too big.
I wish for the new SSB.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but the only characters left are pit, Ice Climbers, Donkey Kong, and Mr. Game & Watch so the game is borderline unplayable.
I wish for steel nipples.

 

[toonlink]

gwanted, but they are really heavy.
I wish for Eric Stuart.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, No one wants him so the world lets you have him.

I wish for popcorn.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but it is just bits of corn making "popping" sounds.

I wish to have new Yu-Gi-Oh cards!

 

[Naga]

Granted, but Yu Gi oh is stupid so instead you get Club Penguin Card Jitsu cards.

I wish for more money in DragonVale