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Corrupt a wish!

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Granted, but you can only do so by stretching your abdomen, which means your legs stay the same.
I wish for some low grade amphetamines so I can stay awake.
 

Akuhime-sama

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Granted, but the person who sold them to you snuck rat poison in them.

I wish I could float like a Three Musketeers candy bar in those commercials.
 

Akuhime-sama

What's Life Without Adult Humor?
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Granted, but everybody is ugly and hideous under their clothes, so as soon as you put it on, your eyes melt out of your skull.

I wish I wished a wish so grand, it would go down in the history of wishes.
 

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