Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you die from broccoli addiction.

I wish I could move at speeds so slow that no one could see them.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but as you move slowly, the entire world moves rapidly; causing you to live until the world ends (About two minutes, your time)

I wish I could make un-corrupted wishes

 

[Rytex]

Granted. Go somewhere else.

I wish My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Season 3 started already.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, It gets cancelled half way through the season.

I wish Rytex would share his favorite Pokemon type.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. Umm... go look for it!
I wish to become even more evil toonlink

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you become so evil that you start doing good just to be evil.

I wish a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but the it is old and rotten.

I wish I could see through walls.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but for odd reasons they don't work for perverted purposes.

I wish My baby kangaroo could learn fly.

 

[Jetter]

It did fly, but flew away and was shot by a hunter... This flying kangaroo's body was given too science and you never saw the kangaroo again.

I wish this wish came true

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but right after it comes true, someone-
'I wish the wish above me never came true at all'
-wishes against it.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now you are doomed to relive that post forever trapped in a paradox.

I wish I was a timeline split.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but I corrupt your wish in some manner.
(I'm not sure how to corrupt this wish!)

I wish I had a giant milkshake. :3

 

[TheRationalDove]

Granted, but it will never be the best milkshake.

I wish for a flat-screen TV!

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted but when you turned it on you realized there was a huge crack down the center.
I wish I had more clean socks

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But the wash made them Hole-y.

I wish I had spray-on shoes.