Corrupt a wish!

[~Mizuki~]

Granted,it doesn't exist anymore


I wish for waffles

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. Waffles is the name of a serial killer. Now you are the dead. Bleh.
I wish I was allowed back in the games section (because I get scared when I break the rules).

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, your allowed back in the game section of Chuck E. Cheeses

I wish I could do a perfect slow motion walk into the sunset.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but since the world is round, you never meet the horizon.

I wish I had something lazy to do that wasn't boring.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, you get paid to spray male bathrooms down with fabreeze.....AT SIX FLAGS!

I wish I could live in a city made of clouds.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but as you can imagine the city's structural integrity is questionable at best and it quickly collapses.
I wish the southern United States was destroyed by Cthulu.

 

[Norm]

Granted, It happens when you are on a vacation to New Mexico.

I wish for an Expantion Pak.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, your long lost twin brother walks into the room and spills a soda on it..... and it broke before you could use it.

I wish I could walk through walls. Naturally without having to make a wish. But then I got bored so I wish for a pair of shoes that would give me earth bending abilities.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but all the expansion packs in the world won't help your piss-poor spelling.
I wish I could trap people in that outer space polygon thing from the Superman movies.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but all the expansion packs in the world won't help your piss-poor spelling.

It's spelled that way.(I don't know why I felt the need to say that.

Granted, but you trap yourself accidentally.

I wish for a hat.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, it smells of rotten feet and soiled diapers and has a picture of koney on the front.

I wish I could dive into cement! Like on that old sprite commercial! =)

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted! Your dive into cement, into the ground ,into the Earth's core.

I wish I had Telekeniss, the ability to move things with your mind!

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, but your mind is too weak so you can only bend spoons.

I wish I could shape shift.

 

[LordFire]

Granted, but you can only shape-shift into water.
I remember hearing that if you turn into water, you die.

This next wish is impossible...
I wish that Axle the Beast grants this wish.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but he did it though me as I was channeling his spirit.
I wish for the nose hair powers of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.

It's spelled that way.(I don't know why I felt the need to say that.

Pak is spelled that way, but expansion has never been spelled "expantion."