Corrupt a wish!

[toonlink]

Granted, but it's so soft that you can't stand
I wish for a way to listen to Kawaita Sakebi all day.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you can never stop listening to it.
I wish I had a bowl of ramen noodles

 

[Libk]

Granted, but the ramen is coated in cyanide

I wish for the second wish to be granted
I wish for the first wish not to be granted. .

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you are trapped in your own paradox.

I wish the Previous poster hadn't made his wishes.

 

[toonlink]

Granted but I do.
Same wish as Linkdude.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you are trapped in your own paradox.

I wish the Previous poster hadn't made his wishes.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted now I did (just kidding), granted but they were still posted underthey're name, just by someone else
I wish I ended that cycle thing

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but I start it!
I wish for infinite P-Wings!

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You can never come back down.

I wish for potatoes.

 

[Rytex]

Granted, but your potatoes are small and pronounced potahtoes.

I wish for a letter to Hogwarts.

 

[Libk]

Granted, but you never see it because you made a word choice error and said to hogwarts, not from.
I wish I could make the paradox that would be greater than all paradoxes.

 

[Tony]

Granted but you get caught in the paradox and then cease to exist because the paradox twists reality into a new order of life.

I wish for some goddamn candy hearts.

 

[Rytex]

Granted, but you never see it because you made a word choice error and said to hogwarts, not from.
I wish I could make the paradox that would be greater than all paradoxes.

Actually, I specifically made that error, attempting to trick someone into replying badly, and I could grant their wish, but say "but you realized the error that you made and you feel down for it."

Granted, but you don't get them for another 346 days, which is Valentine's Day 2013

I wish for World Peace.

 

[athenian200]

I wish for World Peace.

Granted, but the American economy and social structure collapses due to our dependence on war.

I wish Mario was invincible all the time, like with a star.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but he falls of a ledge!
I wish for a box of Yugios (its a cereal, google it!)