Corrupt a wish!

[toonlink]

Granted, but it dies.
I WISH TO SCREW THE RULES!!!

 

[athenian200]

I WISH TO SCREW THE RULES!!!

Granted, but all the rules are written with a microscope on every screw you will ever use, and you are forced to take a job where you have to use a screwdriver a lot, being reminded of the rules constantly because they echo in your head every time you do.

I wish there were no iPads.

 

[LnktheWolf]

granted, but Kindles rule the world

I wish I had the complete Triforce

 

[Katelynn]

I wish I had the complete Triforce

Granted, but then Miyamoto will disapprove.

I wish I could cosplay correctly...

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but no-one approves of your perfection.

I wish I could drive a train.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you drive the trains in old cartoons that runs over people tied to the tracks.

I wish for more!

 

[RegalBryant]

Granted, but you get killed for being too greedy.(should have played more Mighty Bomb Jack...)

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you forget.
I wish for some Brooklyn Rage!

 

[Tony]

Granted but then after a sudden turn of events you get the rage and become so angry your breathing increases to the max then you eventually hyperventilate and die.

I wish for some popcorn.

 

[Shadao]

Wish granted, but it is sour old popcorn from the Great Depression found in a land dump near a nuclear power plant.

I wish to have the Hyrule Historia Book in English.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but I steal it, in America!
I wish I could stop saying in America, in America!

 

[Shadao]

Wish granted, now you'll speak everything in Soviet Russia. Now the Soviet Russia is in YOU!

I wish that I can have a 3DS bundle with OoT and Super Mario Land 3D.

 

[toonlink]

granted, but I steal it.
wish for a DSi XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted But only biggoron can play it.

I wish I could have the four sword.

 

[toonlink]

You get split and one personality dies so all of you do...
I wish for a GB Nyan Cat!