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Jedizora

:right:
Joined
Feb 25, 2010
Granted, but you are hunted down and shot for your horn.
I wish people would use good grammar and spelling, and become quality posters.
 

Linknmike

Dank meme connoisseur
Joined
Nov 27, 2010
Location
Gallifrey
Granted, but it was named in memory of your tragic death from the initial eruption.

I wish I had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
 

Hylian Cat

The feline from Hyrule
Joined
Dec 30, 2011
Location
Zora's Domain
You now have a smart phone, but you lost the charger and the company doesn't sell your brand's charger anymore.

I wish I could read people's minds and memories at will.
 

Cel-Shaded Deku

Ha ha, charade you are!
Joined
Jul 24, 2010
Location
Rapin' your churches, burnin' your women!
Granted, but everyone you know secretly hates you so that's what they think when they're around you and the memory that most stands out in the people around you most strongly remember the time they say inappropriate pictures of your mother.

I wish I was seven cents richer.
 

Hylian Cat

The feline from Hyrule
Joined
Dec 30, 2011
Location
Zora's Domain
Granted, but now the paparazzi think you're a celebrity and follow you everywhere, taking pictures of even your most obscure actions, such as buying toilet paper in a small New York shop. ;)

I wish Lady Gaga had a better sense of fashion.
 

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