Corrupt a wish!

[i-am-link]

Granted. You are now in love with them.

I wish I could wish.

 

[Ronin]

Ungranted.

Wish Mafia would stop being drowned out.

 

[JuicieJ]

Wish Mafia would stop being drowned out.

Granted. Everyone but you stops playing Mafia, leaving you to your misery of not being able to play anymore.

I wish to be in a famous Rock band.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You and the band die when the tour bus falls off a cliff into sharp rocks.

I wish I had a pickle (again.)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the pickle is one that you previously ate so a small pile of poop appears in your hand.

I wish I had fingers made of snickers bars that regenerated quickly and were painless to bite them off.

 

[Libk]

granted, but they are still conected to your blood stream so you are eating bloody snickers.

I wish that i-am-link never had a pickle

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. I kill you for taking my pickle.

I wish for something, it doesn't matter what it is.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, you get a penny.

I wish I could go back to when I was five or six years old and give him advice.

 

[Minininny]

granted, but you cause a time paradox and the world explodes

I wish I could fly.

 

[Libk]

granted, but you can never fly lower than your current height in the sky, so you can never go down.

I wish I knew what your signature meant

 

[Minininny]

Granted, but now it is the only thing you can comprehend

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[Libk]

granted, but apturing isn't possible

I wish you'd PM me about your signature at leas. I want to know what it is

 

[Minininny]

granted, you click it and it tells you, but then you are never able to access any other pages on the internet ever again

I wish I was a fish

 

[LordFire]

Granted, but you have no water to breathe in.

I wish that I had a penguin.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I wish my wish was below the corruption, where it belongs.

Granted, but he murders you in your sleep.