Corrupt a wish!

[Selda]

Granted,but they are all fakes



I hope for someone to come up with some original

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but the original whatever turns violent and destroys the world.

I wish I found a cure for the common cold.

 

[linkthehero]

granted, but it kills you

i wish i had all the ponies in the world

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but they're not really yours and they're not very little either.

I wish that my downloads would go faster than light.

 

[Night Owl]

granted, but the device you are downloading things to explodes because of the speed of the incoming data.

I wish I could help santa deliver presents.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but you find out that Santa's a total d-bag.


I wish for things.

 

[Night Owl]

granted, but they are not the things you had in mind.

I wish...... I could...... Keep....... a beat.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but instead of a beat, you get a beet. ...beets are gross, by the way.

I wish the Moon could crash down to Earth.

 

[ZeldaOcarina]

Granted, but then you meet with a terrible fate.

I wish I wouldn't forget whether or not I've posted here.

 

[Night Owl]

granted, but instead of making you remember there is only a green arrow on the thread to remind you.

I Wish I had more wishes.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but these wishes only allow you to wish for very mediocre tasting grape jelly.

I wish that Trolls were not so hungry.

 

[Night Owl]

granted, but it's because friends and family were eaten by them :O

I wish for something tangible.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. It's my Sword shoved through your body.

I wish for something NON-tangible.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but you realize that pretty soon this wish won't matter because your puny life will be over when the Flying Spaghetti Monster takes over

I wish that my granted wish above made sense

 

[Nightcaller17]

Granted, but it would only make sense to you and when you attempt to explain it to someone else your tongue would become tied and you would be unable to talk to that person ever again.

I wish life made sense.