Corrupt a wish!

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but a powerful, evil wizard rises to power and tries to wipe all humans from existence.



I want everyone to be happy.

 

[Storm]

Granted, but you are miserable
I Wish I Wish With All My Heart To Fly With Dragons In A Land Apart

 

[Siniru]

Granted, But the dragons get annoyed and eat you.

I wish that I could go out with Link :3

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but ganon kidnapped you.

i wish i had super powers

 

[Rytex]

Granted. You get the power to jump from extreme heights, and survive, albeit in extreme pain.

I wish for someone to lose... Thug Aim.

 

[Storm]

granted, but how does one lose thier thug aim? i don't get it

I wish Rytex would amitte ludum

 

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but you die.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Some Mandy.

Is it naked time?

I wish I could have answered this question.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. The post is deleted later.

I wish is.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Is, but it becomes are.

I.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. You die of death.

Why wear pants?

 

[BakerGuy]

Granted: wear a skirt

I wish i had a Frapp right now

 

[LordFire]

Granted, although I do not know what a frapp is.
However you will suffer of a heart attack and be bed-ridden and unable to move for at least 95 years.

I wish the entire world was on fire.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

Granted, we all moved to mars, wich turned out to be habitable, but you are still on Earth.
I wish that this wish would be corrupted.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Gran- *Universe implodes*

I wish for a pet dolphin that would keep my neighbors from stealing my Pokemon cards.