Granted, but (mad) scientists kidnap you and experiment on your feet to see how to replicate the phenomenon and how it could benifit mankind.
I wish I could experience a day of being a stupid person then live the rest of my life uneffected besides the fact that I, and only I, have the memories of that day.
Granted, you are fined for (ditto). I have absolutely no idea what that is...
I wish I had the drive to actually go do something constructive instead of sitting here on my computer doing nothing and watching a stupid pointless movie on Disney Channel.
Granted but you get lost doing it, end up in a forest, you are raised forever by a pair of bears, and you never see your family again.
I wish I could have anything I wanted when I wanted so when skyward sword comes out I simply have it without having to buy or wait in line or anything.