Corrupt a wish!

[Godkarmachine]

Granted, but you fly soooooooo high that atmosphere burns you up

I wish that whoever replies to my wish gets banned xD

 

[TheTruth]

Okay, but I come back and you get banned for life.

I wish I had a million dollars, to give to charity

 

[Awkward Turtle]

Granted but the money was fake.

I wish I had the Nintendo 3DS already

 

[Pen]

Granter, but you will forget where you put it, and you won't find it until March 25!

I wish I had the Ocarina of Time.

 

[Brave Huxley]

Granted, but it never saves your game.

I wish I could play Wind Waker right now. ._.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but I took the game and left $1 on the counter.
I wish that the moon in Majora's Mask was green. ._.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you get transfixed by its greeniness and are crushed.

I wish Frigidblade would stop doing this: ._.

 

[Artemis]

Granted but someone else continues to do it. ._.

I wish I had an apple.

 

[Celeboy]

Granted, but it will have a mutant maggot in it.
I wish that OoT 3D is so 3D that it makes your room seem like the temple you're in. ._.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it was not real.

I wish for a ninja suit.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but there's a ninja in it.

I wish that I could type in the air and it would appear in my handwriting on the paper.

 

[Sage]

Granted, but a bunch of ink falls and ruins your paper.

I wish to get control life as if it were Sims.

 

[Elvenknight]

Grated, but you'd be controled by someone else.

I wish I could change my form into anything I chose.

 

[AllenMan]

Granted, but you are now stuck as a rock for the rest of you're small rocky life.

I wish I was a secret agent like Jason Born or James Bond.

 

[Elvenknight]

Granted, but you'll be deployed to so many dangerous places, you chicken out.

I wish my brother would stop stealing my gameboys.