Corrupt a wish!

[Beeker]

Granted, but you forget it all.

I wish I could breathe in toxic gases with no problems.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but my bad breath knocks you out. ]

I wish for waffles.

 

[kokirion]

Granted, but now you can't breath oxygen without having trouble

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but... Wait, you didn't make a wish...

I wish for a slime.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but Link turns you into one forever!

I wish Link would tell Zelda to stop messing around with things that should be left alone...

 

[Veely]

Granted, But she cries until finally she throws herself off a balcony.

I wish Link could talk!

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but his voice sounds very odd.

I wish for bacon.

 

[Shadow Lord]

granted but it zaps the whole world and it blows up

i wish for a lot of bacon and cute little bunnys that eat people i tell them too

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted but the bacon appears in your throat and you choke, the bunnies run away because you're dead
I wish I could get my school schedule changed soon

 

[Shadow Lord]

granted but it sucks even more

i wish i was alive again

 

[Veely]

Granted but You have math all day

I wish I didn't have a headache

 

[Shadow Lord]

granted but a tiger appears on your head and you die

i wish i had a indestructible sheild where only i can live in and i have everything i need in it and it can change size

 

[bigflyingpotato]

I'll start again
I wish I could get on the right bus tomorrow :\

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you fall asleep in the bus and you wake up miles away from your destination.

I wish I was a pokemon.

 

[Shadow Lord]

granted but a bigger pokemon eats you

i wish i had everything that i want with all the protection that exists and doesn't exist