Corrupt a wish!

[lemsklex]

Granted, but when the monkey realizes you're not a monkey, it kicks you off a bridge.

I wish I had $30

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but it was fake

I wish for my dog would disappear

Granted but it was fake

I wish for my dog would disappear

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but he/she comes back in a minute or so.

I wish I had a frappi from Starbucks.

 

[lemsklex]

Granted but you find a small colony of dead ants on the bottom.

I wish I could draw.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted but when you touch paper, it discinerates.

I wish I could be a ninja.

 

[13foxes]

Granted but you must cover your face for the rest of your life.

I wish I had eternal life and I could end my life if I wanted to.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but scientists are so interested on how it happened, they locked you up sorever to study you. I wish I got some positive rep.

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted but then somebody gets jealous and takes some away
I wish it would rain

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it floods until their's very little land for people and animals to live on.

I wish for a pair of socks.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but they're WAY too small for you to wear.

I wish I actually liked the taste of coffee...

 

[McBlizzy]

Granted! But once you taste it you get hooked and drink so you can't sleep

I wish dinner would hurry up and be ready.

 

[lemsklex]

Granted, but you loose your taste buds as soon as you pick up a spoon or fork or knife or food.

I wish I had a smoothie.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but was funghi-flavored.

I wish for something.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but someone named 'nobody' stole it from you.

I wish for a Reese's Cup...

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted. I'm the one who eats it.

I wish anime wasn't so overrated.