Corrupt a wish!

[enemytracker]

Granted, but nothing happen.

I wish for some reputation.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but it was negative.

I wish that I could time-travel.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but then your "past-double" freaks out and kills you.

I wish that Takashi Nagasako will voice-act Ganondorf again.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you go deaf before you can hear him again.

I wish a working Bunny Hood.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you run off a cliff.

I wish I could transform into a Zora at will.

 

[lemsklex]

Granted, but you turn back into a human after 3 seconds.

I wish I had Windows XP again

 

[McBlizzy]

Granted! But then your computer spontaneously explodes!

I wish I was immune to all illnesses!

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted. You die if you get the smallest injury.

I wish I had an unlimited amount of time.

 

[McBlizzy]

Granted! But you live forever and the world ends and you're left floating in space with no reason to live but you can't die since you have unlimited time!

I wish I could understand Math!

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but your grades went down before it happens.


I wish tfor Nadia Cassel and Trevor Spacey appear on the next Metal Slug games.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but you were grounded for life so you couldn't play it.

I wish my computor would never get a virus.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, but you have to buy $3,000 worth of software to stop it.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you didn't make a wish for me to corrupt, I will instead give you a link to some footage of some monkies riding bicycles! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1xFLrPuPq0&feature=related

I wish for a blueberry pie.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but one of the monkeys ran over it with his bike.

I wish for a really neat camera.

 

[Beeker]

Granted, but you can only save one picture.

I wish I could ride a bike with one of those monkeys