Corrupt a wish!

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but you discover is fake and cry your life out of you and end as a Stalfos

I wish for World Peace

 

[McBlizzy]

Granted! But they mixed up the numbers in your username so now it's someone else!

I wish my throat would feel better T.T

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but you must stay in home and eat a delicious chicken soup (i dont wann be cruel)

I wish people understand that a signature can be great just by being creative

 

[AwesomeTingle]

Granted. Everyone realizes that, but no one has a creative sig! ^^

I wish my computer had a higher graphics quality!

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, you now have an amazing graphics card, but your screen breaks.

I wish that I could live on the moon.

 

[lemsklex]

Granted, but little tiny Moon People kick you out.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[AwesomeTingle]

Granted, but the puppy's sick and can't be saved. It days the day you got it.

I wish I received a million dollars a day

 

[lemsklex]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish my DS Lite's hinge wasn't broken.

 

[VembersWind]

Granted, it's not broken, but all of your games get stolen.

i wish i could travel through time.

 

[AwesomeTingle]

Granted, the buttons are broken instead.

I wish I owned my own restaurant.

 

[guy]

granted but it goes bank rupt because your food is made of human fingernails.


i wish i could play the song of time and go back three days.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you're in an alternate world where everything is black and white and there aren't any trees ()

I wish I didn't have an mosquito bites and all of the ones I have will go away.

 

[VembersWind]

Granted, but you'd be mosquito bitten like crazy the next day.

i wish i lived in hyrule

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted but Link accidently kills you with his Master Sword.

I wish I had the Skyward Sword font.

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but link comes and shoot an arrow to you and you die then he goes after your family looking a treasure chest and breaking your stuff for rupees

I Fred was mute and less annoying