Corrupt a wish!

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it requires 500 dollar running shoes.

I wish I had more time to do stuff.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you give yourself more things to do and they cancel each other out.



I wish I'd gone to bed an hour ago.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, you're still tired in the morning

I wish for an chocolate chip oat cookie

 

[ArchAngel217]

Granted, but the cookies are stale, the oats are hard, and the chocolate's spoiled.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you no longer exist.




I wish for a sausage biscuit

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but the biscuit is very expensive

I wish for a good time with my relatives this thanksgiving

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, but someone has covid and everyone gets it.



I wish for a box of crayons

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but your drawings with those crayons are really bad

I wish that the leaves always had color like they do in autumn

 

[ArchAngel217]

Granted, but everything else that's green turns autumn colors as well, ruining your favorite outfit, and also makes your gf dump you (b/c she loves green but is now mad at you for taking it away) and your parents disown you b/c they like green too and people are pressuring them about it.
I wish for Brown Sugar Milk Tea Boba with Tapioca Pearls.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted.



I wish for some fuzzy socks

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but you will have to wait a whole year to get them

I wish the weather was always like it is today

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, the weather everywhere will always be what it is today... in Antarctica.

I wish I had snacks

 

[twilitfalchion]

you have snacks that disappear when you look at them

I wish I didn't get anxiety over the dumbest, smallest things

 

[ArchAngel217]

Simply granted. I can relate and I don't want to corrupt it. I hope things get better for you.

I wish I never got full.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you keep eating and get super fat.



I wish for some jelly beans