Corrupt a wish!

[Zant]

Granted, but he is constantly trying to impress you and almost kills himself in the process.

I wish that Byrne and Cole like-liked me and we went on wacky whirlwind adventures, we settled down somewhere, and we lived happily forever, and that this wish is un-corruprible. I like Byrne and Cole and I don't want any of us to die!

 

[SheikahWarrior]

aww, poor Sheiky
granted, but you, hanging around with them so much, turn cell shaded, and Zant cell shaded looks really weird
I wish Sheik was healed!

 

[Zant]

I love this game!

Granted, but Shiek always has a pain in his neck from now on.

I wish that every single LOZ character that I like would like-like me back, we would all go on wacky whirlwind adventures, they would never like-like anyone else, we would all live together happily forever, and that this wish is un-corruptible!

(B the way, I told you that I am not really Zant.)

 

[SheikahWarrior]

i know, but for this you are because that is your avy, wait does that make me sheik if we are following that rule? so sheik was making out with himself 0.o i think i broked my brain
granted but then you all die
i wish link would join me and sheik on our awesome adventures

 

[Zant]

Granted, but you all die.

I wish that I was a Lokomo.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but then Byrne and Cole destroy you
i wish Me, Link and The Awesome Sheik came back to life and Sheik was back without his weird neck pain

 

[Zant]

Granted, but then Byrne, Cole and I come and engage you in a neverending battle, and niether us us win or lose.

I wish that I could figure out how to subscribe to this thread!

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but then the thread kills you and Cole and Byrne dance on your grave
I wish Link and Sheik would have an epic battle to see who was awesomer (my bets on Sheik )

 

[Zant]

Granted, but then Link wins and you lose all of the money you bet on Shiek.

I wish that Ganondorf had some romance in his life. He needs it. Badly.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

Granted but he finds it with you
i wish i could go back in time and bet on Link

 

[Zant]

Granted, but then time flips and Shiek wins, and you lose all of the money you bet on Link.

"Granted but he finds it with you"

I actually wouldn't mind that so much. I have a liking for evil characters.

I wish that all of the villans in LOZ loved me.

(Byrne, Cole, Zant, Ganondorf...ect.)

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but they love you too much and you have to get a restraining order
i wish me, Sheik, Link and Dark Link teamed up and made and awesome team

 

[Zant]

Granted, but then you notice that Byrne, Cole, Zant, Ganondorf and I are trying to take over the western part of hyrule that nobody likes and that we are starving and hurt.

I wish...that Byrne, Cole, Zant, Ganondorf, Linebeck and I are trying to take over the western part of hyrule that nobody likes and that we are starving and hurt and you notice and feel really really bad and decide to help.

 

[khdarkwolf]

Granted but they do nothing about it

I wish that I had more money so I can get the fabric for my cosplay

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but the other materrials are gone.

I wish for a wish.