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Corrupt a wish!

Uwu_Oocoo2

Pico picori!
ZD Legend
Joined
Feb 15, 2021
Location
Anywhere you're not
Granted, you get the career you wanted but it only brings you misery, pain, and endless suffering. Everyone you love abandons you and you only have a rabid chinchilla for company.

I wish there was a carpentry place near me hiring
 

The Dashing Darknut

Oh. My. Self!
Joined
Jul 7, 2021
Location
Twilight Realm
Gender
Male
Granted, and the pay is great, but you never see your family again, and you’ll work there forever, and you become distant from everyone for your job

I wish to do art commissions for people some day and be really good at it
 

Hyrulian Hero

Zelda Informer Codger
Joined
Oct 6, 2016
Location
SoDak
Granted. You get your favorite icecream, it tastes great, there's nothing wrong with it. You get brainfreeze and then die of a heart attack.

I wish I could draw real life people.
You're now able to draw real life, people.

I wish for a singing frog, but he can only sing The Michigan Rag and whenever I try to show somebody my singing frog, he appears to be nothing more than a simple, mundane amphibian, slowly driving me crazy as society shuns me as a basket case and leaving me wracked with the pain and isolation of my pitiful, meaningless existence.
 

Hyrulian Hero

Zelda Informer Codger
Joined
Oct 6, 2016
Location
SoDak
Your wish is granted, he doesn't even complain about having to sit on your head.



I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.
 

Chevywolf30

Jack of all trades but a master of none
ZD Legend
Joined
Sep 29, 2020
Location
The Lone Star State
Gender
Manufacturer recommended settings
Granted, you are now a famous nba player and you don't know if the girl loves you for you or because you're rich and famous



I wish I had a fishbowl with some cool feesh in it
 

Hyrulian Hero

Zelda Informer Codger
Joined
Oct 6, 2016
Location
SoDak
Your sent back in time to prevent your backpack from becoming post but you're now stuck in some time earlier than the present. You'll be the last to know when the aliens make contact. It won't matter much to you since you'll be living at the same rate as everybody else but it will forever bother you that others get to read "To Serve Man" before you do.

I wish people held themselves to account for the inhuman things they say.
 

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