Corrupt a wish!

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, you get the career you wanted but it only brings you misery, pain, and endless suffering. Everyone you love abandons you and you only have a rabid chinchilla for company.

I wish there was a carpentry place near me hiring

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, and the pay is great, but you never see your family again, and you’ll work there forever, and you become distant from everyone for your job

I wish to do art commissions for people some day and be really good at it

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you never have time or motivation to draw for yourself




I wish for some ice cream

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted. You get your favorite icecream, it tastes great, there's nothing wrong with it. You get brainfreeze and then die of a heart attack.

I wish I could draw real life people.

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

Granted. You get your favorite icecream, it tastes great, there's nothing wrong with it. You get brainfreeze and then die of a heart attack.

I wish I could draw real life people.

You're now able to draw real life, people.

I wish for a singing frog, but he can only sing The Michigan Rag and whenever I try to show somebody my singing frog, he appears to be nothing more than a simple, mundane amphibian, slowly driving me crazy as society shuns me as a basket case and leaving me wracked with the pain and isolation of my pitiful, meaningless existence.

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted. Welcome the the world of classic looney tunes, prepare to be hit by anvils

I wish for a nice pair of shoes

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you get some super snazzy, super expensive, super high heels





I wish for a cowboy hat

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

Your wish is granted, he doesn't even complain about having to sit on your head.



I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you are now a famous nba player and you don't know if the girl loves you for you or because you're rich and famous



I wish I had a fishbowl with some cool feesh in it

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted but they die in a week


I wish I hadn’t lost my backpack

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

Your sent back in time to prevent your backpack from becoming post but you're now stuck in some time earlier than the present. You'll be the last to know when the aliens make contact. It won't matter much to you since you'll be living at the same rate as everybody else but it will forever bother you that others get to read "To Serve Man" before you do.

I wish people held themselves to account for the inhuman things they say.