Corrupt a wish!

[Chevywolf30]

I wish everyone would get back to following the rules

 

[MightyMario]

Granted, Big Chungus.

I wish I was a real boy.

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

Granted...boy are you're going to be horrified when you find out what it means to be a "real boy".

I wish for more genies.

 

[Fraxinus]

granted, you now live in a bottle

i wish i had some foodd

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, raw liver for dinner every night

I wish I was good at writing

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, it becomes your job and you become sick of it.




I wish my allergies would clear up

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

Granted, clear up to the top of the scale.

I make a wish but i can't tell you what it is or it won't come true.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, I now know what is it

I wish I could remember to draw every day so I can improve and because I really like doing it

 

[Fraxinus]

granted but you have to draw really small to save paper

i wish i could stop windows updates from making my computer run its fan full tilt

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you now use airplane mode to make your computer run its fan full tilt




I wish I had some ice cream

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, brain freeze!

I wish I had a driver's license

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Granted, it gets stolen and someone steals your identity.

I wish my vacations were longer.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you get all your vacation time in one chunk of the year. This includes weekends.




I wish Alfredo sauce didn't leave a bad taste in my mouth.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, everything else tastes gross to you, you only like Alfredo sauce

I wish for my nose not to be clogged up

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Granted, a strong nosebleed pushes out whatever was clogging your nose and prevents your nostrils from constricting.

I wish that I never tried to deviate from my career goals.